The Fatal Wish thread

**Knighthawk LS1** · 10-28-2007, 02:12 AM

I saw this on another site, figured this could get interesting.
here's how the game works. You post a wish, and the next poster grants your wish but makes it fatal (or just adds a twist to it), for example:

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Example:

Poster A: I wish for the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!

Poster B: Wish granted, but she's a transvestite. I wish for a new Porche.

Poster C: Wish granted, but the police think it was stolen and you go to jail.

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HERE WE GO!

I wish I had a 2009 Camaro parked in my garage

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 10-28-2007, 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1

I saw this on another site, figured this could get interesting.
here's how the game works. You post a wish, and the next poster grants your wish but makes it fatal (or just adds a twist to it), for example:

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Example:

Poster A: I wish for the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!

Poster B: Wish granted, but she's a transvestite. I wish for a new Porche.

Poster C: Wish granted, but the police think it was stolen and you go to jail.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

HERE WE GO!

I wish I had a 2009 Camaro parked in my garage

wish granted but its pink and has a v6

I wish that doberman's camaro would blow up lol

***doberman 152*** · 10-28-2007, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

wish granted but its pink and has a v6

screw it up already

***doberman 152*** · 10-28-2007, 05:50 AM

wish granted but you were driving it and felt bad so you gave me your SS
I wish i had enough money to never worry about it again.

**Nastyfoot** · 10-28-2007, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

wish granted but you were driving it and felt bad so you gave me your SS
I wish i had enough money to never worry about it again.

Wish granted
But it is all counterfeit

**Bobby97SS** · 10-28-2007, 10:25 AM

I wish your sister wouldnt have given me STD's.

**Smkn_TA** · 10-28-2007, 10:34 AM

Granted, but his brother gave you them instead.

I wish I had a 13 inch wiener.

**1MileCrash** · 10-28-2007, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby97SS

I wish your sister wouldnt have given me STD's.

wish granted...but her toilet seat gave you inflamed hemorrhoids.

i wish i could go to australia.

**astyles** · 10-28-2007, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Granted, but his brother gave you them instead.

I wish I had a 13 inch wiener.

granted but its in your ass!

i wish i had a 9" rear in my z28

**eautocad** · 10-28-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by astyles

granted but its in your ass!

i wish i had a 9" rear in my z28

Here's your rear end, but the gears are stripped and you didn't figure it out untill after the install and your car stood still.

I wish I had an elephant.

**Nastyfoot** · 10-28-2007, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by eautocad

Here's your rear end, but the gears are stripped and you didn't figure it out untill after the install and your car stood still.

I wish I had an elephant.

Granted, but she's your future wife.

I wish I lived in a warm climate year round

***doberman 152*** · 10-28-2007, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by eautocad

Here's your rear end, but the gears are stripped and you didn't figure it out untill after the install and your car stood still.

I wish I had an elephant.

wish granted but he's fucked up on pills and crushes your 98 z28
i wish for two more wishes.

***doberman 152*** · 10-28-2007, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

Granted, but she's your future wife.

I wish I lived in a warm climate year round

wish granted but you live in a village that speaks no words
i wish i could fit in.

**eautocad** · 10-28-2007, 11:07 AM

lol he's fucked up on pills thats hillarious

you can fit in, but its at a petefilictransvestite homosexual beastiality rehab center.

I wish for a huge p** plant that never stops producing.

Rhubarb*, late May & early June. The pie plant, rhubarb also makes a wonderful sauce for ice cream or as a subsitute for the tartness of cranberries in a muffin recipe. Ask for our rhubarb recipe brochure. We have been expanding our plot by planting seeds from our current plot.

**eautocad** · 10-28-2007, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

Granted, but she's your future wife.

I wish I lived in a warm climate year round

LOL future wife that's clever...

Okay you can live in a warm climate, but its all lime dust roads (Not rock, dust)

***doberman 152*** · 10-28-2007, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by eautocad

lol he's fucked up on pills thats hillarious

you can fit in, but its at a petefilictransvestite homosexual beastiality rehab center.

I wish for a huge p** plant that never stops producing.

lol

look out.wish granted, but the plant is so huge it takes all your air you breath & you pass out.
i wish atcharming was leaning over you when you passed out.

**bad boy 99** · 10-28-2007, 11:16 AM

wish granted, atc was leaning over him, but only so you could get a better angle to stick you dick up his ass..

i wish i wasnt fat

***doberman 152*** · 10-28-2007, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by bad boy 99

wish granted, atc was leaning over him, but only so you could get a better angle to stick you dick up his ass..

i wish i wasnt fat

wish granted .
i wish you wasnt fat too

**astyles** · 10-28-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by eautocad

lol he's fucked up on pills thats hillarious

you can fit in, but its at a petefilictransvestite homosexual beastiality rehab center.

I wish for a huge p** plant that never stops producing.

granted but its male........

i wish for a z06

**eautocad** · 10-28-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

wish granted .
i wish you wasnt fat too

ok your not fat, but instantly all the third world women show up and lust for fat (Fat=power, rich, etc in 3rd world)

I wish florida was still jungle.