facts to ponder

**Zboner** · 03-28-2006, 12:21 PM

FACTS TO PONDER:
> (A) The number of physicians in the U.S.
> is
> 700,000.
>
> (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
> per year are
> 120,000.
>
> (C) Accidental deaths per physician
> is
> 0.171.
>
> Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
> Health Human Services.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Now think about this:
> Guns:
>
> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
> is
> 80,000,000.
>
> (Yes, that's 80 million..)
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths
> per year, all age groups,
> is
> 1,500.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> (C) The number of accidental deaths
> per gun owner
> is
> 000188.
>
> Statistics courtesy of FBI
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> So, statistically, doctors are approximately
>
> 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
> BUT
> ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Please alert your friends
> to this
> alarming threat.
> We must ban doctors
> before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Out of concern for the public at large,
> I withheld the statistics on
> lawyers
> for fear the shock would cause
> people to panic and seek medical attention
>

**third_shift|studios** · 03-28-2006, 12:29 PM

lets go defcon on teh doctors, then!

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 03-28-2006, 12:57 PM

Sweet!

**BillyT** · 03-28-2006, 01:52 PM

www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12639

**snaggeltooth** · 03-28-2006, 02:56 PM

I still feel the same way doctors are about as useful as a football bat. They say ask you doctor .....yea they need more of you money....

**snaggeltooth** · 03-28-2006, 02:57 PM

dam Billy he didnt give you cred,,,,.....if I put in a smiley it wont post

**tbs98z** · 03-28-2006, 03:16 PM

Like I always say,"If doctors knew what they were doing,the would'nt call it "a Practice"."

**97PredatorTA** · 03-28-2006, 03:46 PM

^

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-28-2006, 04:11 PM

well figure in murders by guns in the U.S. then refigure that ratio,

or, figure how many people doctors save vs. how many people guns save

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-28-2006, 04:12 PM

ya gotta give doctors some credit

**snaggeltooth** · 03-28-2006, 04:44 PM

figure in how many doctors prescribe worthless drugs that do nothing except make money

**Sarge** · 03-28-2006, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Zboner

FACTS TO PONDER:
I missed the little bus this morning
>

STFU Zboner you lil shit............jezzuz....

**whoa guy** · 03-28-2006, 05:51 PM

yea yea.. ive read alllllll this before. the media is just gay and hates guns. bad gun owners, bad!! But yet, we have to pay out or ass for an idiot Dr. and some jackass attorneys with $$$ signs in their eyes. they dont give a rats ass about the general public as long as they pad their pockets from stupid lawsuits now... i mean, after all, who cares about later......

**snaggeltooth** · 03-28-2006, 05:55 PM

guns dont kill people,,,,,unless you hit them in the head with it real hard 8-10 times.......

**KC&97TA** · 03-28-2006, 06:05 PM

this is funny, cause tonight there was a criminal wearing a bullet resistant vest, who shot at the police and there were atually other people out raged that the cops shot him and used over 50 rounds to kill him...

dam... thought that was perfectly obvious, "if you shoot at the police officers they'll shoot back"