F my life...

**One_Bad_TA** · 02-16-2009, 06:11 PM

http://www.fmylife.com/top
This made me lol

**blue02Z** · 02-16-2009, 06:43 PM

x87

**Kjz99z28** · 02-16-2009, 07:12 PM

This is my new favorite website.

**98MustGT** · 02-16-2009, 07:14 PM

some funny stuff there

**Anthracis** · 02-16-2009, 07:20 PM

Link wouldn't work for me.

**One_Bad_TA** · 02-16-2009, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Link wouldn't work for me.

Me either now, I cant scroll any pages...Probably just the server

**Anthracis** · 02-16-2009, 07:44 PM

Yeah, probably.

**TempleU_WS6** · 02-16-2009, 08:10 PM

Thats funny. Gonna have to remember that site when something FML worthy happens to me.

**MysticZ28** · 02-16-2009, 08:24 PM

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-16-2009, 09:07 PM

**squee** · 02-16-2009, 09:40 PM

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

Damn dude. This has to be the funniest website I've ever seen.

**zero_proto** · 02-16-2009, 09:48 PM

OMG yesh

**squee** · 02-16-2009, 09:50 PM

Heres a couple good ones.

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

**BLAUPLOW** · 02-16-2009, 10:06 PM

just spent an hour on this site, no regrets.

**suede** · 02-16-2009, 11:06 PM

lol for my roommate---

"I sent my GF a valentine and said I love you, She sent the same one to my roomate and said i wish i could be with you instead of Jeff...FML"

**Johny Utah** · 02-17-2009, 04:44 AM

That website is sweet!

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-17-2009, 04:54 AM

just read the entire first page, funny shit lol, most of em gotta be fake, but still funny

**taylorr12** · 02-17-2009, 05:31 AM

Makes me feel pretty good about my life,haha.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-17-2009, 06:41 AM

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said "you smell really good." He turned to me and said "You don't." FML

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-17-2009, 06:43 AM

Holy shit!!! Derek and Jaison are out of the closet???

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML