f-body poems and such.

[02cetransam]

Ill start. I found this guy on facebook.


The Trans Am is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo,
For torque art with me;
Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.
Thou preparest a track for me
In the presence of my enemies;
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the V8,
Forever...

[Hi-Po]

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Ls1's will murder you.

[burnws6]

hahah^^ classic PO

[bmyers]

anyone who writes a poem about their car is gayer then me, burn and the entire GPW combined

[Anthracis]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lookout bitches,
i'll sodomize you!

[joerockhead]

This Camaro will never be sold,
even if it is a bit old.
It does not get past,
It is way too fast.
When I drive my 67,
I am floating in Heaven.

Some have disrespect,
What can you expect.
They do not know,
Which way to go.
They must be bored,
because they drive a Ford.

[burnws6]

burn!!!!

[Knighthawk LS1]

This Camaro will never be sold,
even if it is a bit old.
It does not get past,
It is way too fast.
When I drive my 67,
I am floating in Heaven.

Some have disrespect,
What can you expect.
They do not know,
Which way to go.
They must be bored,
because they drive a Ford.

Nice

[BULLET_WS6]

This Camaro will never be sold,
even if it is a bit old.
It does not get past,
It is way too fast.
When I drive my 67,
I am floating in Heaven.

Some have disrespect,
What can you expect.
They do not know,
Which way to go.
They must be bored,
because they drive a Ford.

zinggggggggg

[johnd]

I think that I shall never see
a poem as lovely as an f bodee.