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11-15-2009, 11:12 AM #1Member
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Epic quote
Saw this quote on digg and thought it was LS1 worthy.
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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11-15-2009, 11:15 AM #2ʢ ൧ ൨ ൩ ൪ ൫ ൬ ൭ ൮Ր Ց Ւ Փ
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Oooohhh!
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11-15-2009, 11:17 AM #3Veteran
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Great analogy.
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11-15-2009, 11:34 AM #4Miss October
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Haha yeah... That's pretty good.
Some one told me once,, used a chocolate box theory. If you had a box. Filled with 25 chcolates and ate a chocolate for every man you slept with. Then on your wedding day showed your box to your lover. I think he would love to see the box filled of chocolates rather than some missing.... Vice versa....
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11-15-2009, 11:45 AM #5Impounded
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I plan on marrying a virgin and giving her the best night of her life after honing my skills on hundreds of other women.
Originally Posted by toityme
That way, I get chocolate, and she doesn't get fat.
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11-15-2009, 11:55 AM #6Miss October
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Awesome. Good plan. Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
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11-15-2009, 12:00 PM #7Giant Dicks Car Club
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Holy Fuck. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
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11-15-2009, 12:30 PM #8Senior Member
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saved in mental database Originally Posted by Benner
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11-15-2009, 12:35 PM #9Impounded
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this, can't wait to use it on a whiny female. Originally Posted by justinmc978
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11-15-2009, 01:27 PM #10Just me
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"Nice shoes, lets fuck." That usually works.
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11-15-2009, 10:00 PM #11Yeah baby! Yeah!
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Agreed Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
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11-15-2009, 10:06 PM #12Slow'er'Ass
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That would be divorce worthy.... Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
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11-16-2009, 06:28 AM #13Junior Member
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Not always... A girl took off her shoe and clubbed me in the head for using that one a few years back. Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
"Nice shoes, lets fuck." That usually works.
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11-16-2009, 06:52 AM #14Detailing + Design
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I love it!!!
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11-16-2009, 07:57 AM #15Veteran
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My favorite has to be --
Do you want to get a six pack and go fuck? What's the matter, don't you drink beer?
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11-16-2009, 11:14 PM #16Member
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That's awesome, can't wait to use that one
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