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    Spaz is My Mentor SMWS6TA's Avatar
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    EPIC FAIL!! Man shoots penis and testicals


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    Wow, these are the people who really shouldn't have guns.

    I find it hard to clean my guns when they are loaded all the rounds seem to get in the way.

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    at least he can't procreate stupid children...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    at least he can't procreate stupid children...
    Unless some wiz-kid of a doctor put his shit back together.

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    dumbass

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    I use to be an EMT many yrs ago and we had a pool going every week on who got the strangest call.


    My crew got one that is just too damn funny.

    Guy got stuck in a S&M harness with "accessories" in places not normal. He was to big for the wife to lift up and she ended up calling us because he started complaining about loss of feeling in his lower extremities.

    Me being the only male on the 3 member crew, no way in hell could I lift him, so I had to call for Fire Rescue. They came and we gave no warning at all. 2 minutes later they come out behind the trucks for a good 5 mins.

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    When my wife was doing her clinicals for her RN, she had to work the ER at one of the largest hospitals in the region (downtown Atlanta)

    One of the doctors was telling some of the others in the lounge that he had been almost blinded by one of the patients.

    It seems that a homosexual fellow came in walking very funny and needed something removed.

    The doctor, figuring the usual wine glass or a vegetable, popped in his scope to see what was going on and was almost blinded.

    The dude had a flashlight shoved in there and it was turned on

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