E-Racing.....

[secondgearscratch]

i will speak on behalf of myself when i say that although i am deeply flattered that some think me a prophet, i have to make an announcement:

i am sick and tired of the "this vs. that, who will win" threads.

though i frequently chime in and try to no avail to say that a races outcome is dependent on so many things, people want straight and absolute answers.

there isnt one.

we are not miss cleos around here, so giving a defintive answer to this kind of question is just like grandpa fucking the prom queen...it may feel good, but its wrong. (and awesome im might add)

furthermore, to the people who ask these hard questions, why not just run the car in question and if you feel the need, post the results afterward. i know we all love our ls1 f bodies, gto's, and vettes, but there are things out there that may just beat us one day. this is the internet, so we cant possibly know who has what mods and really has those mods and who really raced etc etc...
coming on here and asking these kinds of questions, whatever the reason be is weak. do you want me to tuck you in while i drive your car too? half the fun of racing is the unpredictability of it.

the reason im writing this, other than to save my sanity, is to propose an e racing thread where everyone can come in, swing their dicks around, get out the ps2 racing wheel, hook her up and have some e-fun. i figured since we dont need to actually race on the street or strip, we can come in here and e-run anyone.

just to clarify to all challengers, my e-car has a forged aluminum block 402 with a 70 trim single turbo blowing 10 pounds of e-boost with a magic stick 3 e-cam and a 200 shot of e-nitrous at my disposal. i would like to add that i have all the suspension and drivetrain to match and i consistently run mid 9s on the e-motor.

come get some.

[derrinx]

just to clarify to all challengers, my e-car has a forged aluminum block 402 with a 70 trim single turbo blowing 10 pounds of e-boost with a magic stick 3 e-cam and a 200 shot of e-nitrous at my disposal. i would like to add that i have all the suspension and drivetrain to match and i consistently run mid 9s on the e-motor.

come get some.

yo son youre beat. i have a chevy bb 572, twin 70 trims pumping 28 psi into the forged blocks. i set the compression to 8.5:1 to allow for all this boost. i also have a stand alone fuel managent sytem (even though the motor is carbed) to spray hot hot fire out of my quad tipped exhaust. all this is mounted onto my nissan skyline YoOoOo... i run 7's like its my job

[secondgearscratch]

yo son youre beat. i have a chevy bb 572, twin 70 trims pumping 28 psi into the forged blocks. i set the compression to 8.5:1 to allow for all this boost. i also have a stand alone fuel managent sytem (even though the motor is carbed) to spray hot hot fire out of my quad tipped exhaust. all this is mounted onto my nissan skyline YoOoOo... i run 7's like its my job

well im fucking a supermodel....

[DanWS6]

blah blah blah

i am sick and tired of the "this vs. that, who will win" threads.

blah blah blah

So don't read them.

[eddierox]

... i would like to add that i have all the suspension and drivetrain to match and i consistently run mid 9s on the e-motor.

come get some.

what's the e-suspension & e-drivetrain?

Most e-mid 9's e-vehicles have e-box e-frame e-upper & e-lower e-control arms up e-front with some e-Q's complete with e-subframeconnectors going into at least an e-6-9 point cage that houses an e-9" e-locker with say e-4:56 e-gear e-posi's held by and better an e-4 link ... oh the e-tranny ... say an e-yanks e-4500 e-stall with an e-manual valve body in e-reverse pattern into an e-solid e-driveline and of course e-wheelie bars are nice when launching on a new set of e-Good Year e-Blue Streaks ... of course an e-line lock to get you into e-mid 9's so to negate the e-red light as the e-green light means you have plenty of e-1/4 mile e-slips to show e-us ...

[burnws6]

what's the e-suspension & e-drivetrain?

Most e-mid 9's e-vehicles have e-box e-frame e-upper & e-lower e-control arms up e-front with some e-Q's complete with e-subframeconnectors going into at least an e-6-9 point cage that houses an e-9" e-locker with say e-4:56 e-gear e-posi's held by and better an e-4 link ... oh the e-tranny ... say an e-yanks e-4500 e-stall with an e-manual valve body in e-reverse pattern into an e-solid e-driveline and of course e-wheelie bars are nice when launching on a new set of e-Good Year e-Blue Streaks ... of course an e-line lock to get you into e-mid 9's so to negate the e-red light as the e-green light means you have plenty of e-1/4 mile e-slips to show e-us ...

lmao......nice avatar

[eddierox]

lmao......nice avatar

Special Thanks to Third Shift Studios for my new e-avatar ... e-hee hee
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[derrinx]

well im fucking a supermodel....

well... im an action movie star AND professional racecar driver...screw your zoolander skills

[derrinx]

boy this e-life is hard..
i jsut got back from an e-party in an e-club where i drank lots of e-alcohol and took many e-drugs. i met many e-celebrities like myself and had plenty of e-sex

[86 IROC-Z]

I drive a e-2004 ferrari F430, but only because I like the looks. I already swapped the e-motor with the boat anchor in my third gen, and switched out the suspension with a set up from a late eightes cadillac deville, so now its making some real e-power.

[secondgearscratch]

So don't read them.

this is just a joke to ease a daunting subject matter for alot of members and another opportunity to discuss cars in a joking manner.....

[secondgearscratch]

what's the e-suspension & e-drivetrain?

Most e-mid 9's e-vehicles have e-box e-frame e-upper & e-lower e-control arms up e-front with some e-Q's complete with e-subframeconnectors going into at least an e-6-9 point cage that houses an e-9" e-locker with say e-4:56 e-gear e-posi's held by and better an e-4 link ... oh the e-tranny ... say an e-yanks e-4500 e-stall with an e-manual valve body in e-reverse pattern into an e-solid e-driveline and of course e-wheelie bars are nice when launching on a new set of e-Good Year e-Blue Streaks ... of course an e-line lock to get you into e-mid 9's so to negate the e-red light as the e-green light means you have plenty of e-1/4 mile e-slips to show e-us ...

you are e-crazy e-ddie

[eddierox]

you are e-crazy e-ddie

e-rox

[Y2KPewterSS]

This thread has give me some new and fresh smartass answers to these threads, thanks guys

[secondgearscratch]

This thread has give me some new and fresh smartass answers to these threads, thanks guys

i knew it would be beneficial.....

we all just LOVE e-racing, and e-fighting. sometimes though it e-hurts when i get e-punched in my e-juggular. ouch. e

[SexOnWheels]

Special Thanks to Third Shift Studios for my new e-avatar ... e-hee hee
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I wish he would do a solid for me someday like maybe a SOW racing logo or something, I will have to continue to e-hint I guess!

you are e-crazy e-ddie

e-rox

do not forget:

e-thug, e-rock star, e-porn star as well!

You really do e-rox bro!

[TARZAN]

If we raced in bad fog, off a flagger, I'd win

-Will

[TMF]

So don't read them.

+1 , thanks Dan

[secondgearscratch]

+1 , thanks Dan

again, this was just a joke.

[4TEHW]

The SRT-4 can nevA lose!


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