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    Angry Dumbass neighbor Pt II

    You may remember this thread: http://ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79444

    I had to replace the gas tank in the Mustang today. All was well till I started to put the new tank in...

    The same fat hag comes walking over from her apt 2-3 places down. (There are 4 apts in each little "square")

    She starts asking me If I'm going to keep starting the Mustang. Uh, I haven't been starting it at all. It's been sitting for at least 3 weeks an I'm not going to start it to replace the gas tank.

    So I tell her the car is not running. She goes on w/more bs. Then I ask "Don'y you have anything better to do?" To my surprise she says "Yes, I have a lot of things to do." So I told her to go do them & that I mind my own business & am not bothering anyone. She proceeds to keep saying you can't work on your car here & asks if I repair other people's cars & I can't do that there either. You fucking retards, I have NEVER brought someone else's car there to fix.

    Then I told her to go "tattle" on me. She said she doesn't want to so I proceeded to tell her then leave me alone as I am not bothering anyone.

    I've been house shopping for the past 2 months or so & I cannot wait till I find the right one. Fuck apartment living.

    Recently I got a letter from the complex saying someone complained & I have to get the 2 wheels (turbines), "muffler" (it was a OR h-pipe) & "oil cans" There's no oil or oil cans out there. It had to be her.

    I still have to remove the worthless h pipe that someone sold me & put on my new x pipe. Can't wait to have her come over when I do that. I'm sure I'll get another letter from the apt about this.

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    ive been there too.

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    bet she wouldnt bug you if you were fixing a GM car. lol j/king

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicMan View Post
    You may remember this thread: http://ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79444

    I had to replace the gas tank in the Mustang today. All was well till I started to put the new tank in...

    The same fat hag comes walking over from her apt 2-3 places down. (There are 4 apts in each little "square")

    She starts asking me If I'm going to keep starting the Mustang. Uh, I haven't been starting it at all. It's been sitting for at least 3 weeks an I'm not going to start it to replace the gas tank.

    So I tell her the car is not running. She goes on w/more bs. Then I ask "Don'y you have anything better to do?" To my surprise she says "Yes, I have a lot of things to do." So I told her to go do them & that I mind my own business & am not bothering anyone. She proceeds to keep saying you can't work on your car here & asks if I repair other people's cars & I can't do that there either. You fucking retards, I have NEVER brought someone else's car there to fix.

    Then I told her to go "tattle" on me. She said she doesn't want to so I proceeded to tell her then leave me alone as I am not bothering anyone.

    I've been house shopping for the past 2 months or so & I cannot wait till I find the right one. Fuck apartment living.

    Recently I got a letter from the complex saying someone complained & I have to get the 2 wheels (turbines), "muffler" (it was a OR h-pipe) & "oil cans" There's no oil or oil cans out there. It had to be her.

    I still have to remove the worthless h pipe that someone sold me & put on my new x pipe. Can't wait to have her come over when I do that. I'm sure I'll get another letter from the apt about this.


    i bet she asked you if you work on other cars because her car has an error code that reads "1800jenny"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i bet she asked you if you work on other cars because her car has an error code that reads "1800jenny"...
    don't think jenny could help her fat disgusting saggy tit makes me want to vomit ass

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    yup...sounds like apartment life

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    Damn how I can relate to you, we moved to a complex now that has a much younger generation living here. The last place all they did was bitch and it got to the point that I basically told the manager to F%$# off after the harrassing was too much. I caught him putting a note on my car and using a damn rock to hold it on my hood. Needless to say I got that on camera and told him if I heard another word about the car I would take his ass to court for harrassment with those pictures and his mistake also let us end our lease early with no penalties

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    Have you tried to pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    Have you tried to pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    Have you tried to pee in her butt?

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    I think the fat lady has it bad for you. Take her out back drill her one good time, and she'll never bother you again.

    Did she stand over you trying to let you get a peak at her stuffed beaver??

    BTY good luck with the house hunting.

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    Here is a pic of my neighbor shot just about three hours ago (really!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Here is a pic of my neighbor shot just about three hours ago (really!)
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    Looks like my neighbor

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    Looks like my co-workers wife. We give her a salt lick for Christmas.

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    my old neighbor tied his mail box to the post with a bungee cord....

    very sad

    + he has a primestar dish still up

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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    Have you tried to pee in her butt?
    you really need to stop saying that. its not funny anymore.

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