a drop in terrorist activity lately...

[Spaz]

since susan boyle has been on tv there has been a marked drop in suicide bombings...





apparently the terrorists didn't know what a firgin looks like...

[jad628]

since susan boyle has been on tv there has been a marked drop in suicide bombings...





apparently the terrorists didn't know what a firgin looks like...

A drop in suicide bombings, but an INCREASE in plain old suicide.

[0rion]

she'd have to sneak up on a mud puddle to get a drink.......

[Spaz]

she'd have to sneak up on a mud puddle to get a drink.......

[jad628]

she'd have to sneak up on a mud puddle to get a drink.......

Good one.

I bet we can rule her out as sleeping with Tiger Woods.

[excrider121]

Good one.

I bet we can rule her out as sleeping with Tiger Woods.

i wouldn't be so sure...

[jad628]

i wouldn't be so sure...

If he did, then Tiger really does have some serious issues.

[86 IROC-Z]

i wouldn't be so sure...

"brb, I'm a billionaire and have a supermodel wife, but I'm still gonna cheat on her with Chili's waitresses and other cheap random hoes"




No offense to Chili's waitresses; his words, not mine.

[andrew rs]

"brb, I'm a billionaire and have a supermodel wife, but I'm still gonna cheat on her with Chili's waitresses and other cheap random hoes"




No offense to Chili's waitresses; his words, not mine.

you gotta think tho... when you have seen one pair of tits or one vagina, you know you wanna see the rest of them. Doesnt matter what they are on or who it will offend.

[86 IROC-Z]

you gotta think tho... when you have seen one pair of tits or one vagina, you know you wanna see the rest of them. Doesnt matter what they are on or who it will offend.

Yeah, but when you've got the resources Tiger has, I imagine you'd try the Molly Sims types over the Susan Boyle types.

Not saying the girls he boned weren't attractive, but still. He could have done much better.

Unless he has some weird "I'm the king - you're the peasant" fetish or something

[jad628]

you gotta think tho... when you have seen one pair of tits or one vagina, you know you wanna see the rest of them. Doesnt matter what they are on or who it will offend.

I can think of a LOT of them I don't want to see.

[andrew rs]

I can think of a LOT of them I don't want to see.

examples? Even if they are whales or fuckin look like an ostrich I would still wanna see what is goin on with them boobies and vajayjay. I guess Im just a very curious person. Now going and sticking my dick in something that is not pleasing to the eye would be a differnt story. But Im always down for a little bit of looking.

[andrew rs]

Yeah, but when you've got the resources Tiger has, I imagine you'd try the Molly Sims types over the Susan Boyle types.

Not saying the girls he boned weren't attractive, but still. He could have done much better.

Unless he has some weird "I'm the king - you're the peasant" fetish or something

He probably has fucked those types of chicks... but they have the money/fame/whatever they want so they dont go running their mouth saying they fucked tiger. The bitches that fessed up were just waitresses looking for money and a little bit of fame(even if that fame is sleeping with a married man).

[0rion]

last time I seen a face like this it had a jockey riding it.

[67CamaroRSSS]

She ain't much to look at but bitch can sing.

[jad628]

examples? Even if they are whales or fuckin look like an ostrich I would still wanna see what is goin on with them boobies and vajayjay. I guess Im just a very curious person. Now going and sticking my dick in something that is not pleasing to the eye would be a differnt story. But Im always down for a little bit of looking.

Examples: Susan Boyle, Oprah, my mother.


Don't make me name anymore. I'm getting squeamish.

[Spaz]

Examples: Susan Boyle, Oprah, my mother.


Don't make me name anymore. I'm getting squeamish.

rosie odonnel... barba strisand... how ever the hell you spell their names...

[bigrondownhiller]

I bet sleeper tapped that ass.