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05-22-2007, 09:44 AM #1
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- Mexican killed my car
Driver's education time (brought to you by CaptainCaveMan)
Rule #24
When parking your fancy silverado low-rider in the parking lot of pizza hut, try to park it between the yellow lines that make up the boundaries for the parking spots. Do not under any circumstances straddle the line positioning your nice truck 6 inches away from the driver's side door of a 4th gen f-body that is in desperate need of a paint job. The edge of a f-body's door is stronger than the middle of a silverado's door, even on the fourth wack.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
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05-22-2007, 09:52 AM #2
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Silver- 2000 Camaro SS
lmfao. i idolize u ccm
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05-22-2007, 10:03 AM #3
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Black- 2001 Camaro Z28
That's hiliarious. I can't stand it when assholes do that. Especially when I park out in B.F.E. and some dick, some yo-yo parks right next to me like that just to be an asshole.
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05-22-2007, 10:06 AM #4
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05-22-2007, 10:21 AM #5
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
how does straddling 2 spaces make him closer to your car?
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05-22-2007, 10:22 AM #6
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05-22-2007, 10:24 AM #7
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05-22-2007, 10:28 AM #8
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05-22-2007, 10:29 AM #9
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05-22-2007, 10:32 AM #10
Could be worse...
I love Google.
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05-22-2007, 10:58 AM #11
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
stradling two spaces is the same as "taking up" two spaces-i pictured the truck having been parked equi-distant from the outermost lines of 2 consecutive spaces....thereby providing ample fbody door clearance from your space.
Perhaps if you wrote "the jagoff couldn't park for shit and was well into my space" then it would have been more clear.
_mgt.
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05-22-2007, 03:01 PM #12
Rule 1 Drive your Beater to work or park in those outside spaces even though you have to walk 5 more steps.
Rule 1.5 Then ride your Bicycle in
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05-22-2007, 04:04 PM #13
What country is that?
That first picture looks fun. Where's Waldo Camaro Edition. Can you find it?
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05-22-2007, 05:42 PM #14
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05-22-2007, 05:59 PM #15
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