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    Rule #24

    When parking your fancy silverado low-rider in the parking lot of pizza hut, try to park it between the yellow lines that make up the boundaries for the parking spots. Do not under any circumstances straddle the line positioning your nice truck 6 inches away from the driver's side door of a 4th gen f-body that is in desperate need of a paint job. The edge of a f-body's door is stronger than the middle of a silverado's door, even on the fourth wack.

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    lmfao. i idolize u ccm

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    That's hiliarious. I can't stand it when assholes do that. Especially when I park out in B.F.E. and some dick, some yo-yo parks right next to me like that just to be an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon_Speeding View Post


    That's hiliarious. I can't stand it when assholes do that. Especially when I park out in B.F.E. and some dick, some yo-yo parks right next to me like that just to be an asshole.
    I knew you would like that.

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    how does straddling 2 spaces make him closer to your car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    how does straddling 2 spaces make him closer to your car?
    CaptainCaveMan has just been rendered speechless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    how does straddling 2 spaces make him closer to your car?
    quick, someone draw TSS a diagram...

    CCM is saying that the driver of the truck parked over the line and into his space, thus describing the 6" of space CCM had to open his 4th gen door...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NdrSiege View Post
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    It was much worse than that.Both his wheels where WAY over the line and on my side.

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    stradling two spaces is the same as "taking up" two spaces-i pictured the truck having been parked equi-distant from the outermost lines of 2 consecutive spaces....thereby providing ample fbody door clearance from your space.

    Perhaps if you wrote "the jagoff couldn't park for shit and was well into my space" then it would have been more clear.

    _mgt.

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    Rule 1 Drive your Beater to work or park in those outside spaces even though you have to walk 5 more steps.





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    What country is that?

    That first picture looks fun. Where's Waldo Camaro Edition. Can you find it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NdrSiege View Post
    What country is that?

    That first picture looks fun. Where's Waldo Camaro Edition. Can you find it?
    i found the silver gold fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    stradling two spaces is the same as "taking up" two spaces-i pictured the truck having been parked equi-distant from the outermost lines of 2 consecutive spaces....thereby providing ample fbody door clearance from your space.

    Perhaps if you wrote "the jagoff couldn't park for shit and was well into my space" then it would have been more clear.

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    Say what? You are the guy that smacked into a huge concrete wall if I remember correctly over the possibility of hitting a powerwasher? hahah j/k man jus breakin your balls

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