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11-11-2010, 12:44 PM #1
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doctors find mouse in man
http://forums.macresource.com/read.php?1,1037161
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11/10 UPDATE/CORRECTION: According to cops, the mouse recovered was of the computer variety (not, as we initially reported, a pint-sized mammal). Sorry for the confusion/additional repulsion.
NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.
Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.
Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse could hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” A police representative told TSG that the word "could" was a typo and should have read "cord."
That mistake contributed to initital reports that the mouse found was a rodent, not a computer peripheral.
The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith.
Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail
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11-11-2010, 01:40 PM #2
dam, i dont want to party with that guy
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11-11-2010, 01:41 PM #3
Well my problems certainly don't seem as bad anymore.
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11-11-2010, 01:49 PM #4
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Black- Murdered 2006 GMC Sierra
The Geek Squad hooked him right up
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11-11-2010, 02:50 PM #5
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
He shoulda used a gerbil....
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11-11-2010, 04:20 PM #6
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Collector Yellow- 2002 CETA Conv Auto
or at least a wireless one.
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11-11-2010, 04:23 PM #7
I thought the guys I hung out with partied hard, but he has us beat by a damn mouse wtf!!! mate!!
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11-12-2010, 03:31 AM #8
Must have gone to the IT desk with 1 too many stupid computer problems that were ID-10T.
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