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09-10-2009, 11:34 AM #1Bone it like you own it
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Dewey Cox writes song for T_S|S!!!!
OMFG..................... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwDIFNERFNEIUOGV ERIFVNDWICNOWIDNCEWORINFVO#RIBGT$UOBFEWUODBBQ!!!!
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09-10-2009, 11:36 AM #2Spaz is My Mentor
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Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT
OMFG..................... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwDIFNERFNEIUOGV ERIFVNDWICNOWIDNCEWORINFVO#RIBGT$UOBFEWUODBBQ!!!!
Just how tall is TS|S?
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09-10-2009, 11:37 AM #3Bone it like you own it
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3' 7" with his platform lerichan shoes... I think
Someone correct me if I'm wrong....
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09-10-2009, 06:25 PM #4Bone it like you own it
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Either I'm right, or the little, er... I mean right person hasn't seen this yet....
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09-10-2009, 06:31 PM #5Impounded
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09-10-2009, 09:25 PM #6Bone it like you own it
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So....
A Sarge is in the bar rest room.... using a urinal.
T_S|S walks in.... He can't even reach the urinal.. So he goes over to the corner and gets the mop bucket..
Turns it upside down, pushes it up to the urinal, and voila.
As they are pissing, T_S|S looks up at Sarge and asks: "Can I touch that???"
Sarge says: "What???"
T_S|S says: "Well, I've never seen one so big, and I'll never have one so big... Can I touch it?"
Sarge says: "Sure, If it'll make you feel better, little man."
So, T_S|S pushes his bucket over, Gets on, reaches up, Grabs a double handful of Sarge's balls and says:
"This is a stick up, Give me your wallet, or I jump off the bucket!!!"
The cowboy
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09-10-2009, 10:07 PM #7ʢ ൧ ൨ ൩ ൪ ൫ ൬ ൭ ൮Ր Ց Ւ Փ
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Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT
So....
A Sarge is in the bar rest room.... using a urinal.
T_S|S walks in.... He can't even reach the urinal.. So he goes over to the corner and gets the mop bucket..
Turns it upside down, pushes it up to the urinal, and voila.
As they are pissing, T_S|S looks up at Sarge and asks: "Can I touch that???"
Sarge says: "What???"
T_S|S says: "Well, I've never seen one so big, and I'll never have one so big... Can I touch it?"
Sarge says: "Sure, If it'll make you feel better, little man."
So, T_S|S pushes his bucket over, Gets on, reaches up, Grabs a double handful of Sarge's balls and says:
"This is a stick up, Give me your wallet, or I jump off the bucket!!!"
The cowboy
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09-11-2009, 10:58 AM #8Bone it like you own it
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I'm sorry Jaison.... I can't help it....
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09-12-2009, 10:24 AM #9Bone it like you own it
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I'm guessing you never look at page 2....
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09-12-2009, 12:55 PM #10I like turtles
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09-13-2009, 06:02 PM #11Bone it like you own it
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I think he's just ignoring it now....
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09-13-2009, 06:11 PM #12Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
you envy me and you know it.
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09-13-2009, 06:14 PM #13Bone it like you own it
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It's about time....
The only thing I envy is: your ability to look up women's skirts, without being out of the ordinary...
Just rockin the boat bro....
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09-13-2009, 09:04 PM #14Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
they like when i kiss them on the back of the leg while standing up.
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09-13-2009, 09:28 PM #15Bone it like you own it
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09-13-2009, 09:59 PM #16Impounded
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how tall are you really? 5'6"?
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09-14-2009, 05:53 AM #17Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
5-2 on a good day
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09-14-2009, 08:36 AM #18Bone it like you own it
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^^^
I wasn't that far off.....
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