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    Talking David Letterman's Top 10 NASCAR list:

    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR > drivers:
    (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

    10. Have to sit upright while driving.
    9. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
    8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
    7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same > time.
    6. They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
    5. Police cars on track interfere with race.
    4. No passenger seat for the Ho.
    3. No Cadillac's approved for competition.
    2. Can't wear helmet sideways.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN 'T BE IN NASCAR...

    1. When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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    Wow! LOLOL! I think he was targeting the Hip-Hop community...in which case he should've changed the title.

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    Mexican killed my car

    It would be even more funny if Letterman would have actually something to do with that list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan
    It would be even more funny if Letterman would have actually something to do with that list.
    naw ... if letterman wrote it would be even less funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitrox28
    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR > drivers:
    (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

    10. Have to sit upright while driving.
    9. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
    8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
    7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same > time.
    6. They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
    5. Police cars on track interfere with race.
    4. No passenger seat for the Ho.
    3. No Cadillac's approved for competition.
    2. Can't wear helmet sideways.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN 'T BE IN NASCAR...

    1. When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

    That's one of the funniest things i've ever read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitrox28
    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR > drivers:
    (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

    10. Have to sit upright while driving.
    9. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
    8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
    7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same > time.
    6. They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
    5. Police cars on track interfere with race.
    4. No passenger seat for the Ho.
    3. No Cadillac's approved for competition.
    2. Can't wear helmet sideways.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN 'T BE IN NASCAR...

    1. When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.


    That list is nothing but disrespect, I'm not amused at all

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    Mexican killed my car

    Quote Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
    That list is nothing but disrespect, I'm not amused at all
    Get over yourself. It's funny.

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    it is disrespectful, but hilarious as hell!
    Just tell Jesse and Al you're sorry!

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    That is classic! Love it!
    1999 Z28 black M6 hoping to fix up and sell soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
    That list is nothing but disrespect, I'm not amused at all
    That's the beauty of stereotypes. Sad but true. And really funny! Besides, it can't really be disrespectful if largely based in fact.

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    I like it!

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    Urban Legend. Letterman never did this bit and has even said so himself. And actually, a black driver did race in Nextel Cup this year.

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    That's definatly not letterman

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    Quote Originally Posted by norm43a
    Urban Legend. Letterman never did this bit and has even said so himself. And actually, a black driver did race in Nextel Cup this year.
    True he did, 38th place. You would have thought he won. Nascar is nothing more than a 4 hour infommercial! I would like to thank the Tampax, Cheerios, Viagra, Pepsi, Trojans, Sony, Dell, Toshiba, Home Depot Chevy team! They are such whores now! I feel like I need an umbrella from the sponsor rain when it comes down! Now if only Nascar could get a handicapped chinese lesbian driver they would have every demographic covered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SRT4SC
    True he did, 38th place. You would have thought he won. Nascar is nothing more than a 4 hour infommercial! I would like to thank the Tampax, Cheerios, Viagra, Pepsi, Trojans, Sony, Dell, Toshiba, Home Depot Chevy team! They are such whores now! I feel like I need an umbrella from the sponsor rain when it comes down! Now if only Nascar could get a handicapped chinese lesbian driver they would have every demographic covered.
    Agreed

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    i dont know why but i love the one about the pistol not stayin under the seat. that one cracked me up.

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    7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
    bwaah hahahahahaha

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    I think most people here where able to figure out that it was not a REAL Letterman Top 10, without having to be told and explained too.

    It was funny as hell, and partially because it was wrong!!

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    how long do I take a shit?

    9 months.

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    Wow.

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