David Blaine failed!!!

**Bigrus** · 05-08-2006, 05:53 PM

9 minutes my ass. He thought hte could outdo people who have won all those gold medals?

**D!ck** · 05-08-2006, 05:55 PM

what happend?

**Bigrus** · 05-08-2006, 05:55 PM

dude try to hold his breathe for 9 minutes under water he only held out just a little over 7.8 He had lived in a fish tank for a week.

Bitch is crying

**Mr. Luos** · 05-08-2006, 05:59 PM

Wait...

He isn't dead???
FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

**Bigrus** · 05-08-2006, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Wait...

He isn't dead???
FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

Wont die when you have 4 or 5 people sitting ontop of your fish tank ready to break you loose.

**Ice Spiral** · 05-08-2006, 06:09 PM

get off his back,

why dont YOU assholes try and hold your breath for 9 minutes?

He's got balls for doing what he did.

stupid fucking haters.

**Mr. Luos** · 05-08-2006, 06:10 PM

I know.

But they were saying he would either do it or die trying.

I don't give a rats ass either way.

**MarkuzLS1** · 05-08-2006, 06:12 PM

His stunts are retarded. Anybody could live in a bubble for a week. If he had held his breath for 9 minutes, that would have been pretty amazing. Just sitting in a bubble, underwater, for a week...I guess it's incredible he didn't kill himself out of boredom...It's just not that impressive to me.

**Ice Spiral** · 05-08-2006, 06:13 PM

i don't give a rats ass either, i'm just talking about the mindless bashing of a guy doing something I know all of you internet gangsters would shit your pants attempting.

**Bigrus** · 05-08-2006, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I know.

But they were saying he would either do it or die trying.

I don't give a rats ass either way.

I just wanted to see him pass out or something. i could see him fighting to not breathe and then bam when they pulled his ass up he is blue.

I give credit to people who twork hard for it and accomplish a goal. Not some copycat trying to do years of training in a couple of months then getting hurt or failing when he realizes it was way harder than he thought.

**Bigrus** · 05-08-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

i don't give a rats ass either, i'm just talking about the mindless bashing of a guy doing something I know all of you internet gangsters would shit your pants attempting.

Dude go sit in your pool and hold your breathe. If you shit your pants while doing this i will give you credit.

His magic is cool, his stunts are nothing more than money making pranks.

**Mr. Luos** · 05-08-2006, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

i don't give a rats ass either, i'm just talking about the mindless bashing of a guy doing something I know all of you internet gangsters would shit your pants attempting.

I didn't bash the guy.

I watched a commercial about this stating he would either hold his breath for 9 minutes OR DIE TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disappointed neither happened.

I probably couldn't hold my breath longer than a couple minutes. And that would be ONLY if I had no choice.

**SexOnWheels** · 05-08-2006, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

...you internet gangsters...

lol, that is hilarious!

**RoysTransAM** · 05-08-2006, 06:41 PM

I feel cheated. They are telling us here in Denver this is live. Sounds like we are in a 1 hour delay live.

**Liquifire** · 05-08-2006, 08:34 PM

what a bunch of BS..........who needs a two hour show to hold their breath for an attempted nine mins..........should have been a half hour show, WTF?!?

**whoa guy** · 05-08-2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

i don't give a rats ass either, i'm just talking about the mindless bashing of a guy doing something I know all of you internet gangsters would shit your pants attempting.

dude..its a useless thing to do... he's the ultimate definition of attention whore. look it up.. its in the dictionary! If you going to do something like that, make it useful like a charity donation or somethign like that.

**98_Formula** · 05-08-2006, 10:47 PM

yea he's a dumbass... who cares if u can hold ur breath for 9min... WTF is that gonna do for u...... i guess its good if someone farts one of those awful farts that smell like a small animal crawled up someone's ass and died a week ago... those are th eones that seem to linger for like 5 mintutres, go away for 2 and then come back when u think its over and ur tryin to catch ur breath... this way u could just hold ur breath til its all clear...

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-09-2006, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

get off his back,

why dont YOU assholes try and hold your breath for 9 minutes?

He's got balls for doing what he did.

stupid fucking haters.

Are you training to beat that record or something? I could almost see you training everyday while you are taking your little mermaid bubble-baths.

**D!ck** · 05-09-2006, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

Are you training to beat that record or something? I could almost see you training everyday while you are taking your little mermaid bubble-baths.

**Sassy Cassie** · 05-09-2006, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by Liquifire

what a bunch of BS..........who needs a two hour show to hold their breath for an attempted nine mins..........should have been a half hour show, WTF?!?

The cheese factor was very high on that one.