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02-10-2006, 07:34 PM #1Adios and vaya con dios
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Date Joke
Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.
The teacher replied,"That would be rude and impolite.
What about you? Paul, how would you say it?
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners."
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
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02-11-2006, 11:12 AM #2Future Super Trooper
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I am so gonna steal that
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02-11-2006, 11:20 AM #3Member
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Nice!
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02-11-2006, 11:32 AM #4Yeah, That's right
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02-11-2006, 07:05 PM #5SUPREME member-oderator
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Oh my holy shit damn, that's the funniest thing ever
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02-12-2006, 08:16 AM #6Detailing + Design
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02-12-2006, 03:26 PM #7Senior Member
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funny, in 7th grade,
alright joke, nothing to tell at a party
i personally like the joke, what 's better than roses on my piano?
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02-12-2006, 03:26 PM #8Senior Member
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Tulips On My Organ
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02-14-2006, 10:12 AM #9novadanGuest
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02-15-2006, 11:23 AM #12Senior Member
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Shit
LMAO, thems good ones. How about this one: A skeleton walks up to the bar and tells the bartender, "Get me a pitcher of beer...and a mop."
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02-15-2006, 11:59 AM #13member
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switch that to, Tulips around an organ.
Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
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02-15-2006, 12:22 PM #14Member
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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02-15-2006, 01:02 PM #15Space Cadet
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02-15-2006, 04:04 PM #16Junior Member
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A bear walks into a bar and says," I'll have a ...
Beer."
Bartender says, "Why the big paws?"
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