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    Slow'er'Ass Mr. Luos's Avatar
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    Damn Woody Woodpecker...

    So...anyone know how to get rid of a persistant woodpecker??

    Motherfucker is beating up my house.
    Couple weeks ago he was here daily at 7:30 in the morning. Was gone for a while. But is back this morning. And I have scared him off 3-4 times already.

    Just keeps coming back.


    Thinking blow darts. Don't want to use anything too loud.

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    pelet gun, bee bee gun, paint ball gun (put the paint balls in the freezer it will be like shooting marbles) just a few ideas

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    We had the same problem, the woodpecker was actually pecking into like 3 different areas of the fuckin house! I live in a neighboorhood where theres 100 million trees, but the lil bastard likes to peck the house. We got the exterminator to put poison in the areas where he was peckin. Havent heard that sucker in a few months hehe

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    Have you tried a search... J/K
    he is some info:
    http://www.ext.colostate.edu/Pubs/natres/06516.html

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    Plant some trees in your yard?
    HaHa!
    I hate when I am in the woods hunting and a damn pecker is peckin away

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    Get rid of the termites in your house and the Wood Peckers will stop looking for food in your house.

    Might be a sign to have your structure inspected.

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    Sorry no shooting the ones in my trees ... They are the state bird ... Shoot one = very bad .....

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    7:30??? Damn, that is late!!

    We have one in my hood, dumbass pecks the steel chiminies!! sounds like a machine gun!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scanlamp View Post
    Have you tried a search
    Of course not.


    Thanks for that link. Makes sense.
    Will have to check for bugs...but I don't think that is it. Time to steel wool the hole.

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    Buy 9000 acres.
    Build House.
    Build Barn.
    Fence in 9000 acres.
    Invite Mr. Woodpecker to party.
    Blow his ass away with 12 guage shotgun.
    Let me know if there is anything else I may help with.

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    SCPO - Retired joerockhead's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Buy 9000 acres.
    Build House.
    Build Barn.
    Fence in 9000 acres.
    Invite Mr. Woodpecker to party.
    Blow his ass away with 12 guage shotgun.
    Let me know if there is anything else I may help with.

    I like that idea, but I do not have the $$ for that 9k acres yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Motherfucker is beating up my house.
    Beat it off...Then the pecker will go away, at least for a while...

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    hang tinsel by the hole... it will scare him away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Buy 9000 acres.
    Build House.
    Build Barn.
    Fence in 9000 acres.
    Invite Mr. Woodpecker to party.
    Blow his ass away with 12 guage shotgun.
    Let me know if there is anything else I may help with.
    thats why sarge is my hero

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    6AM this morning....

    Tossed a rock at him.

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    wait till he is comes back and then light the house on fire.... burn is ass up. lol

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    just hang a live cat by where he's pecking. or use this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by my5thNewUsernameHere View Post
    Beat it off...Then the pecker will go away, at least for a while...
    what if he likes it?

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    Just fire a shotgun in the area once a day and he will get the point!

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