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    Damn cat won't let me take a shit!

    everytime i go to bathroom to take a shit, this cat comes to bathroom door and starts meowing, scratching the damn door and won't stop until I get out. What do I do?

    I tried doing the same thing to him, tried to bug him as he was dropping a deuce but asshole ran out of the liter box with a dingleberry and dropped it at the kitchen. I also tried having him as a company inside the bathroom while i am taking a shit, this time he couldnt stand being in here and wanted to get out..

    I am so tempted to take a dump to his liter box to let him know what's up...

    I am out of options. What do I do here? shoot him?
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    shit with him in the room. make him smell your doodie. then maybe he'll stfu.

    don't feel bad. the other nite my cat hit me in the eye when i had my eyes open...fuckin hurt.

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    My cat used to do shit like that every time I shut a door. Especially to my room. Her paw would come up from under the door so I would just play with her. That's all she wanted, was to play. So I'd grab her paw. Shed pull away then I'd grab of again. Then she look under the door.. So I'd stick my finger under the door and etc.... That's all she wanted. It was cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    My cat used to do shit like that every time I shut a door. Especially to my room. Her paw would come up from under the door so I would just play with her. That's all she wanted, was to play. So I'd grab her paw. Shed pull away then I'd grab of again. Then she look under the door.. So I'd stick my finger under the door and etc.... That's all she wanted. It was cute.
    All of this while sitting on the toilet?!?!?!? I'm impressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    All of this while sitting on the toilet?!?!?!? I'm impressed
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    This thread is hilarious.

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    Spray some water under the door when the cat does that. He will learn.

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    Wifes got a kitten and if you leave the bathroom door open he will unroll the whole thing of toilet paper, i used to think it was funny now it blows and he wont STOP.

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    Kill it.

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    get a dog

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    1. go to taco bell
    2. order a LOT of food, beans, lots of beans
    3. wait
    4. when you definitely have to go, get your cat to go with you
    5.....
    6. profit

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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post
    1. go to taco bell
    2. order a LOT of food, beans, lots of beans
    3. wait
    4. when you definitely have to go, get your cat to go with you
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    6. profit
    X2... Eat the worst of the worst and put that little fucker through the single worst shit you've ever taken. If he doesn't learn, throw him in the raunchy toilet then close the door on him.

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    thats a easy problem to take care off. alls u gots to do is when u go to drop a douce' put a mouse trap on ur side of the door for his head or paw. That way not only will it snap on his paw he wont be able to pull his paw out thus making him destined to smell ur dookie.

    Or you could then mace him...or both...just sayin.
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    i dont' think animals respond to bad smells negatively like we do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiller2484 View Post
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    that's exactly how my cat is

    is it a problem for you to just let the cat in before you sit?

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    my 2 cats normally run in before i shut the door. usually at least one will jump on the sink and i'll turn the faucet on a little bit and she'll drink out of it. the other one just usually rolls around in front of me trying to persuade me to pet her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiller2484 View Post
    my 2 cats normally run in before i shut the door. usually at least one will jump on the sink and i'll turn the faucet on a little bit and she'll drink out of it. the other one just usually rolls around in front of me trying to persuade me to pet her.
    my cat does this all the friggin time, even if im not going to hit up the bathroom but he thinks i am he will run you over to get in there and be up on the sink waiting for me to turn it on.

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    When I was younger I used to throw, or should I say toss, our cat into our pond and think to myself, ain't nothin like some wet pussy.

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