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12-22-2008, 11:00 AM #1
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Mystic Teal- 99 Trans Am & 01 CBR 929
Craigslist personal ads.
Have any of you gone on there and checked them out for your area. I am reading through them now since I have exhausted like every for sale section of that site and some of them are pretty damn funny. If you have some funny ones post em up.
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12-22-2008, 11:03 AM #2
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Mystic Teal- 99 Trans Am & 01 CBR 929
this one kinda made me laugh..
I am a 28 year old biracial, size 18 cut-up. Most people are intimidated by my scene-stealing wit, my breath-taking vivacity, and my eye-popping bosom. Not to say that my bosom has eyes or that they will gouge your eyes out, it's just that... oh nevermind.
I have an uncle who retired out of Ft. Hood and presently lives in Killeen. He's been trying to get me and my sisters to visit him for ages. I might be willing to do so, if there is a greater incentive than just meeting up with my uncle. I know... I know... I have my familial priorities right, huh?
Anyway, I am a single chick looking to connect with a single soldier between the ages of 28-36. Perhaps exchange several emails, a few photos, a dozen texts, and a couple of phone calls, if the chemistry is right. And when I come to visit, he'd be willing to play my tour guide (well, my uncle will have that official duty, but I'll utter some surprise and the appropriate ohs-ahs when you take me around--wink--).
If you are curious, I am tall with dark reddish-brown hair, brown eyes, and brown skin; also a college grad, not a mother, employed, can drive, not a druggie, aggressive competitor, natural athlete, etc. etc.
If you choose to respond, answer these questions:
1. Eggnog - Hot or Cold?
2. Caramel - is it pronounced car-mel or car-AH-mel?
3. Have you been on Maury Povich? (i.e. are you someone's baby daddy?)
4. When was the last time you wept while watching a movie?
5. Will you let me win if we went bowling?
Toodles.
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12-22-2008, 11:29 AM #3
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
run away...
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12-22-2008, 11:32 AM #4
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12-22-2008, 11:36 AM #5
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Mystic Teal- 99 Trans Am & 01 CBR 929
lol there are tons on there like that.. cracks me up.
I am on to looking for paint shop places now LS1 and craigslist is all that I have to entertain me on my day off haha
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12-22-2008, 11:39 AM #6
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12-22-2008, 11:44 AM #7
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Pewter Metallic- 2002 Trans Am WS6 M6 D1SC
Craigslist ads for personals are always classic.
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12-22-2008, 11:49 AM #8
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