Craigslist personal ads.

**juiced99ws6** · 12-22-2008, 11:00 AM

Have any of you gone on there and checked them out for your area. I am reading through them now since I have exhausted like every for sale section of that site and some of them are pretty damn funny. If you have some funny ones post em up.

**juiced99ws6** · 12-22-2008, 11:03 AM

this one kinda made me laugh..

I am a 28 year old biracial, size 18 cut-up. Most people are intimidated by my scene-stealing wit, my breath-taking vivacity, and my eye-popping bosom. Not to say that my bosom has eyes or that they will gouge your eyes out, it's just that... oh nevermind.

I have an uncle who retired out of Ft. Hood and presently lives in Killeen. He's been trying to get me and my sisters to visit him for ages. I might be willing to do so, if there is a greater incentive than just meeting up with my uncle. I know... I know... I have my familial priorities right, huh?

Anyway, I am a single chick looking to connect with a single soldier between the ages of 28-36. Perhaps exchange several emails, a few photos, a dozen texts, and a couple of phone calls, if the chemistry is right. And when I come to visit, he'd be willing to play my tour guide (well, my uncle will have that official duty, but I'll utter some surprise and the appropriate ohs-ahs when you take me around--wink--).

If you are curious, I am tall with dark reddish-brown hair, brown eyes, and brown skin; also a college grad, not a mother, employed, can drive, not a druggie, aggressive competitor, natural athlete, etc. etc.

If you choose to respond, answer these questions:

1. Eggnog - Hot or Cold?
2. Caramel - is it pronounced car-mel or car-AH-mel?
3. Have you been on Maury Povich? (i.e. are you someone's baby daddy?)
4. When was the last time you wept while watching a movie?
5. Will you let me win if we went bowling?

Toodles.

**third_shift|studios** · 12-22-2008, 11:29 AM

run away...

**310stanger** · 12-22-2008, 11:32 AM

wtf

**juiced99ws6** · 12-22-2008, 11:36 AM

lol there are tons on there like that.. cracks me up.

I am on to looking for paint shop places now

LS1 and craigslist is all that I have to entertain me on my day off haha

**310stanger** · 12-22-2008, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

this one kinda made me laugh..

I am a 28 year old biracial, size 18 cut-up. Most people are intimidated by my scene-stealing wit, my breath-taking vivacity, and my eye-popping bosom. Not to say that my bosom has eyes or that they will gouge your eyes out, it's just that... oh nevermind.

I have an uncle who retired out of Ft. Hood and presently lives in Killeen. He's been trying to get me and my sisters to visit him for ages. I might be willing to do so, if there is a greater incentive than just meeting up with my uncle. I know... I know... I have my familial priorities right, huh?

Anyway, I am a single chick looking to connect with a single soldier between the ages of 28-36. Perhaps exchange several emails, a few photos, a dozen texts, and a couple of phone calls, if the chemistry is right. And when I come to visit, he'd be willing to play my tour guide (well, my uncle will have that official duty, but I'll utter some surprise and the appropriate ohs-ahs when you take me around--wink--).

If you are curious, I am tall with dark reddish-brown hair, brown eyes, and brown skin; also a college grad, not a mother, employed, can drive, not a druggie, aggressive competitor, natural athlete, etc. etc.

If you choose to respond, answer these questions:

1. Eggnog - Hot or Cold?
2. Caramel - is it pronounced car-mel or car-AH-mel?
3. Have you been on Maury Povich? (i.e. are you someone's baby daddy?)
4. When was the last time you wept while watching a movie?
5. Will you let me win if we went bowling?

Toodles.

This person obviously cant get a date the regular way, and this is obviously why lol what makes them think somebody is stupid enough to respond to this ad is beyond me. She'll have cobwebs in the vajayjay for life

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-22-2008, 11:44 AM

Craigslist ads for personals are always classic.

**juiced99ws6** · 12-22-2008, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

This person obviously cant get a date the regular way, and this is obviously why lol what makes them think somebody is stupid enough to respond to this ad is beyond me. She'll have cobwebs in the vajayjay for life

she probly gets army guys running through her like crazy on crazy bets haha

she will be immortalized in storys that start like this "dude i can top that, here was this one bitch..."