Couple of quick items.....

[Sarge]

1. Dumbshit down here in San Antonio was going to steal some catalytic converters...car fell on him and killed him.
2. Shot 3 squirrels and two rabbits today.
3. Held a big ass Python snake around my neck at the feed store.
4. That's about it.

[Smittro]

1. Dumbshit down here in San Antonio was going to steal some catalytic converters...car fell on him and killed him.
2. Shot 3 squirrels and two rabbits today.
3. Held a big ass Python snake around my neck at the feed store.
4. That's about it.

1. got what he deserved.
2. Good kill.
3. NO THANKS.
4 All in all a good day.

[Y2KPewterSS]

I sharted myself today, I think its time for Depends.

[TransAm11973]

1. Did body work on rail car
2. Did structural work on rail car
3. Ate too much biscuits and gravy
4. Feel like I am going to puke
5. Watched Flyers kick ass

[allbaugh_04]

Ha ha ha that is great...

[SandmanWs7]

1. Woke up
2. Went to "work"
3. Got home Did some P90
4. Lost 9 lbs in two weeks
5. ?????
6. Profit!!!

[Hi-Po]

1. Drank a few beers with my former co-workers
2. Didn't shart myself
3. Didn't sleep walk into a pet store, grab a girls scarf and start screaming about it being a big ass python
4. has yet to happen

[preston1980]

1. Dumbshit down here in San Antonio was going to steal some catalytic converters...car fell on him and killed him.
2. Shot 3 squirrels and two rabbits today.
3. Held a big ass Python snake around my neck at the feed store.
4. That's about it.

what do you do with these animals that you shoot? Do you eat them?

[Hi-Po]

what do you do with these animals that you shoot? Do you eat them?

Coyotes make squirrel stew nightly

[wheeliE-maxx]

1. woke up
2. no sharts, been constipated lately, a good and bad thing when you factor in the lack of sharts
3. bullshit school
4. studying for bullshit school + ls1.com

[Smittro]

what do you do with these animals that you shoot? Do you eat them?

Hell no flies get hungry too..

[justinmc978]

1. woke up,
2. bj
3. my chef made me belgian waffles
4. horisontal bedroom exercises
5. flight to cancoon
6. bj on plane
7 secks on beach with 18y/o twins
8 fly back home with t-pain, party on plane.
9 buy zr1
10 bj in zr1
11 find tony stewart on highway, race him and win, bj while winning
12 go home for lobster
13 secks with swedish girl
14 ls1.com & bj

[allbaugh_04]

^ban

[86 IROC-Z]

1. woke up,
2. bj
3. my chef made me belgian waffles
4. horisontal bedroom exercises
5. flight to cancoon
6. bj on plane
7 secks on beach with 18y/o twins
8 fly back home with t-pain, party on plane.
9 buy zr1
10 bj in zr1
11 find tony stewart on highway, race him and win, bj while winning
12 go home for lobster
13 secks with swedish girl
14 ls1.com & bj

you must be CEOin, 10k/day rite?

Edit: P.S., it's "Cancun"

[justinmc978]

you must be CEOin, 10k/day rite?

Edit: P.S., it's "Cancun"

idgaf, i just went there for secks not to learn its history and stuff

[justinmc978]

^ban

.

[86 IROC-Z]

Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the cunt beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

[justinmc978]

Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the cunt beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

fml

[cuervo25_1]

1. woke up,
2. bj
3. my chef made me belgian waffles
4. horisontal bedroom exercises
5. flight to cancoon
6. bj on plane
7 secks on beach with 18y/o twins
8 fly back home with t-pain, party on plane.
9 buy zr1
10 bj in zr1
11 find tony stewart on highway, race him and win, bj while winning
12 go home for lobster
13 secks with swedish girl
14 ls1.com & bj

Then woke up after his mom threw cold water on his face

[silverWS6]

Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the cunt beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

FAIL, you took the Ferrari to the gym not the Lambo