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Thread: It could have been me?!?!
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02-28-2012, 11:08 AM #1
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It could have been me?!?!
Yesterday sitting at a stoplight, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, bearded Muslims, loudly shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and shot off way ahead of me.
Suddenly a big 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in their car. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a job as a truck driver.
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02-28-2012, 11:21 AM #2
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Arctic White, red/gray- 1997 Corvette, 92 Typhoon
I like it
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02-28-2012, 11:27 AM #3
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02-28-2012, 11:33 AM #4
LOL thats good
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02-28-2012, 11:37 AM #5
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02-28-2012, 01:43 PM #6
I got this in a text like a year ago...only it was a carload of naggers instead
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02-28-2012, 01:44 PM #7
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well now its come back around and improved...
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02-28-2012, 01:47 PM #8
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02-28-2012, 01:53 PM #9
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02-28-2012, 05:38 PM #10
I thought you were going to start quoting a Billy Ray Syrus song.......No, I cant spell his name.
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02-28-2012, 09:49 PM #11
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02-29-2012, 01:11 AM #12
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02-29-2012, 04:45 AM #13
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Great something else those two will apologize for
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