Conversation I had with my mom and my brother

[Modulistic]

Thought you all might get a kick out of this.

Irstakes25(me): yall made me go to bed at 9 when I was his age
(mom): I had to take Jake to the ER this summer cause he did something stupid
Irstakes25: what did he do
(mom): They still go to bed at 9
Irstakes25: LOL!
Irstakes25: thats dumb
(mom): Do you know anything about earth magnets?
Irstakes25: yeah they are weak magnets
(mom): Well, he attached one of the"weak" magnets to each side of his ball sack and couldn't get them apart.
Irstakes25: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(mom): He has a scar
(mom): it's square
Irstakes25: Hahahahahahahahaha
(mom): It was very embarrassing at the ER
(mom): Even the doctors were laughing
Irstakes25: HAHAHA! I WOULD HAVE JUST CUT THAT PORTION OF MY BALLSACK OFF
(little brother): HELL NO, this is Jake
(brother): then i wouldve had to get it all cut off
Irstakes25: how did they get it off
(brother): dont ask me
Irstakes25: did they cut it off
(brother): FUCK NO
(brother): if it came to that, i wouldvee left it on my whole life
(brother): im magneto
(brother): :-P
(brother): thats my n/n
Irstakes25: how did they get it off?
Irstakes25: MAGNETO HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Irstakes25: AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(brother): they twisted it off
Irstakes25: HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MAGNETS ON YOUR BALLS FOR?>?!?!
(brother): twist and pull
Irstakes25: why didnt you do it yourself
(brother): i got dared to by my best friend
(brother): i was in too much in pain
Irstakes25: ahhhhh thats so funny
Irstakes25: thats the funniest thing ive ever heard probably
(brother): it was very painful
(brother): VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy
Irstakes25: i bet
(brother): im scared of magnets
(brother): i wont go near one
(brother): screw that

[astyles]

dude thats some funny shit!