Contest: Guess where I might get this stuff

[86 IROC-Z]

So in maybe a month, I may run into a rather large collection of random shit.

The first person who correctly guesses the exact reason for receiving this stuff wins the thread, and gets a slight increase on my impression of the winner.

The "Stuff" included but is not limited to:

-A 52" Sony big screen TV
-A nice guitar
-A 7 month old cat
-A futon
-An xbox360 + games

And... GO!

[Brad(WS/Z0.6)]

hmmm...i say that all that stuff belonged to the ex husband of the girl who just got a divorce(who is your friend with benefits). she won ownership of the items and is giving them to you!!

[shady milkman]

got your bridge card..allowing you more money to spend on useless stuff

[86 IROC-Z]

hmmm...i say that all that stuff belonged to the ex husband of the girl who just got a divorce(who is your friend with benefits). she won ownership of the items and is giving them to you!!

wouldn't date someone with that much baggage (pun intended) lul

[shady milkman]

or someone got evicted and you snatched that shit up

[96z28]

a futon

[86 IROC-Z]

got your bridge card..allowing you more money to spend on useless stuff

lol, I had to google that, nah I'm not poor. I wouldn't buy a cat anyway, you can get them for free.

[chuckie669]

Your gay lover, who may or may not hold a position of some authority, who is now bribing you to keep secrecy?

[86 IROC-Z]

or someone got evicted and you snatched that shit up

This is the closest answer so far, but not exactly.

a futon

lol?

[86 IROC-Z]

Your gay lover, who may or may not hold a position of some authority, who is now bribing you to keep secrecy?

nah he doesn't need to bribe me.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Its your roommates stuff and they are not coming back so it has become yours by default.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Instead of the g/f losing weight you settled for her buying you shit.

[86 IROC-Z]

Its your roommates stuff and they are not coming back so it has become yours by default.

Another somewhat close reply... but still no.

Instead of the g/f losing weight you settled for her buying you shit.

Nope, but that's a damn good idea

[shady milkman]

So in maybe a month, I may run into a rather large collection of random shit.

The first person who correctly guesses the exact reason for receiving this stuff wins the thread, and gets a slight increase on my impression of the winner.

The "Stuff" included but is not limited to:

-A 52" Sony big screen TV
-A nice guitar
-A 7 month old cat
-A futon
-An xbox360 + games

And... GO!

friend/roomate got arrested and gave you these for safe keeping

[ZAPFOOL!!]

storage unit?

[86 IROC-Z]

friend/roomate got arrested and gave you these for safe keeping

Even closer, still no cigar

storage unit?

nope

[310stanger]

Your roomate gave them to you because he stores drugs in them and hes on the run, you think you just got a big score but the cops are gonna raid the place this thursday and you will be joing your roomate at federal pump you in the ass prison. dont drop the soap

[ss~zoso~ss]

you're gonna kill your roommate because you didnt know him before you roomed with him and he's a fuckin loser

[shady milkman]

Even closer, still no cigar

nope

no fuck that..im close enough!

[KahanaReef]

You've got a friend, roommate or relative that joined the military and you will be taking care of his or her 'stuff' for a while?