Compulsive liar...

[flybird]

Okay story is I have a new next door neighboor across the street from me, he is 23 yrs old, supposly graduated from itt tech, lives with his mom...

Im going to tell yall some stories he has told me which is just straight f#cking dumb..

1) guy: " oh hey dude wassup? Nice firebird man, that engine looks damm clean, you must be pushin like, 400 HP.."

Me: " uhh no, its just a v6 man, id be lucky to even psh 200 RWHP with all the internal engine work..."

2) guy: " yeah my buddy used to own a mr2 and it was turbo, that thing did a quater mile in the 8's.."

Me: " uhh... Are you sure it was just a single turbo? You gotta be pushing ALOT of power to get in the 8's... And alot of traction"

Guy:" yeah man, it pushed like 500 hp"

Me:" really..."


3) guy:" yeah one time in my buddy's 67 shelby, it pushed 700HP and we were on the streets and he floored it and hit 220mph and we lost control flipping the car, we both got out and my arm was fu*ked up.."

Me: (finally realizing this guy is complete shit) "ooh... Cool man.."

4) my dad:"yeah I just put the hushpower exhaust on my 2012 5.0, it sounds real sweet, I think in the future im going to put a supercharger on it!"

Me:"oh man... Dad your gonna get your self killed one day, if that happens then I can never get your car!"

Guy:" oh yeah man this is a sweet ride, I know a guy who sells superchargers for like $2000.. Evrything is half off man, you should check that out.. "

Me and dad thinking (ha yeah, whats wrong with it and who he steal it from)


5) this is my favorite:

Guy: "hey man, see your getting your firebird all cleaned up"

Me:" yeah trying to get ready for selling and get a v8"

Guy: "oh yeah dude sweet, I saw a firebird v8 for sell for $3200, it was clean and red"

Me:"prolly a lt1 that has a good amount of miles, what year was it?"

Guy:" it was a 2003..."

me: " uhh they stopped making firebird trans ams in 02....."


This guy thinks he knows everything and lies about everything, its really ammusing..

If I get enough hits, ill update yall on every ridculouis story to amuse your day!

[SMWS6TA]

soon he'll be claiming your car is his to all of his other "friends"

[blackSS01]

See this all the time.........my nephew is one of these idiots

[flybird]

Ah I forgot one!!!

Guy:"yeah when I was your age back in highschool I use to own a twim turbo mr2, I ate v8's all day. It had 900hp before I crashed it"

Me: thinkin that the mr2 earlier was his buddies..... Now its his.. "oh thts cool man, hey I gotta go back inside, im finished cleaning my car.. "



^^^ my baby

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

nice bird bro

If I was you I wouldn't even talk to the dude...bullshit is contagious

[flybird]

^^^ he lives right across the street? I live in apt, everytime im outside he jus so happens tobe also! Lol

Thnx man appriciate it!

[LgndKller20073]

That 2003 Trans Am must be super rare. I had a guy argue with me for like 10 minutes that he owned a 2003 Trans Am Collector's Edition.

[flybird]

^^^ lol at the low price of $3200!! Hell Ill take it!

[KahanaReef]

I think that everyone knows at least one guy like that

[jaydean21849]

I had a mechanic tell me he had that ta in the 70s that had the hidden button in the console that changed the gear ratio in rear end while driving down road. I gotta order that lol

[dethinboots]

<<<< Look at my Ferrari!

[Smittro]

I had a mechanic tell me he had that ta in the 70s that had the hidden button in the console that changed the gear ratio in rear end while driving down road. I gotta order that lol

Yeah,,lol it was so "top secret" they had to hide the button..lol

Only a chosen few were even told about it.

Sounds like double-"O" seven meets trailer park..

[Smittro]

<<<< Look at my Ferrari!

Sad... I actually looked too... derp!

[10spokess]

Man oh man, those are the people you just end up getting that awkward feeling as their walking up and just don't wanna talk to them

[Zinergy]

Man oh man, those are the people you just end up getting that awkward feeling as their walking up and just don't wanna talk to them

Yep, you have to decide am I just gonna sit here and pretend to listen and just go along with his/her nonsense or am I gonna take the time to explain why and how this person is wrong and they still won't stop bull shitting, or am I just gonna snap and gorilla tape them to that wall over there.

[SOMTRANSAM]

get me that supercharger for $2000 hahhahaah

[KMdef9]

I think that everyone knows at least one guy like that

This.

Just have to learn how to deal with it, my favorite is lying right back. Be ridiculous and always chuckle to yourself.

[chris1974]

I read a story the other day on a study that was done. The study basically concluded that, dumb people have no idea they are dumb. I think we all can say this is true.

Jon- that's a pretty clean bird, brother. Reminds me of the 2005, 1000HP bird I had back in 2001. I would smoke stock cars at Daytona all day long.

Oh- this reminds me....I was at autozone last weekend just trying to pick up a Haynes manual for my car....the damn guy at Autozone thought my "FORD Trans Am" was all wheel drive! LMAO I asked him if he took part in a study recently. lol

[wileyCoyote]

..well when you go to sell the car to this kid, ..tell him the high performance blinker fluid gives it an extra 100 HP..

[Knight]

You should put a cowl abduction hood on it....