come inside and read this!!!

[blue02Z]

okay, today at the BIG WYOTECH car show there is this idiot that has an 2001 t/a. its all decked out with chrome under the hood, blue neons and sticky side vents that simulate rear brake vents. he wants to race me so bad because he knows he will kill me. listen to his mods:

"chippped"
flowmaster muffler
stock manifolds and y
stock shifter
full ls2 top end***
stock air lid painted black
speakers behind the rear seat with a chrome skull between them
side 3m tape brake vents
mirrors under the hood
neon lights


***full ls2 top end includes ls2 maf, fast tb not even ls2, and ls2 intake manifold.

but still stock ls1 heads because he says that is not part of the top end.

then he wants to fight me and my buddy with a bolt on '95 z28 m6 because we know absolutely nothing about f bodys and told him he was completly full of shit


my mods in sig.

[Y2KArcticSS]

okay, today at the BIG WYOTECH car show there is this idiot that has an 2001 t/a. its all decked out with chrome under the hood, blue neons and sticky side vents that simulate rear brake vents. he wants to race me so bad because he knows he will kill me. listen to his mods:

"chippped"
flowmaster muffler
stock manifolds and y
stock shifter
full ls2 top end***
stock air lid painted black
speakers behind the rear seat with a chrome skull between them
side 3m tape brake vents
mirrors under the hood
neon lights


***full ls2 top end includes ls2 maf, fast tb not even ls2, and ls2 intake manifold.

but still stock ls1 heads because he says that is not part of the top end.

then he wants to fight me and my buddy with a bolt on '95 z28 m6 because we know absolutely nothing about f bodys and told him he was completly full of shit


my mods in sig.

sounds like a ricer who accidentally happened upon a t/a....bought it with momma's money and put all the rice he could possibly grow into it....and thinks the neon and body kit add 200 hp...sorry you had to experience that, and pity him for knowing absolutely dick about his own car...

[blue02Z]

thank you sir

he is 26 and my 15 year old brother is smarter and more mature than this tool

[310stanger]

thank you sir

he is 26 and my 15 year old brother is smarter and more mature than this tool

wyotechs finest

[Sarge]

Shoot him in the leg. Then pee on his riced out car and walk away.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Educate him and be an ass about it afterwards.

[LT1 > LS1]

throw some money down.

cuz if he drives as bad as he tunes his car, he'll stall it on the launch, and crunch and miss every gear after he retries to race you.


hehehehe...

[MagicMan]

can no one else just chuckle & ignore idiots like this anymore? that's what i do. i was at the track a few weks ago w/the mustang & a guy was there w/a mazdaspeed3 so i went over & chatted w/him about his 3 & my 6. he told me some bs stuff but insisted he was right so i just went along with him.

[67CamaroRSSS]

I usually feign interest and go along with ignorant car folks BS and then challenge them to "put up or shut up" if they get belligerent about it. If they won't back up their talk with simolians I then trash talk the crap out of them, replete with clucking chicken sounds.

[tomsws6]

i usually just shake my had along with em and then just walk away. Iv got more important things to worry about if he thinks hes the shit. just shrug your shoulders and say what ever dude.

unless he wants to pay for my gas to race him. then its a 50 dollar service fee just to start up my car. then another 20 dollars to pullup next to him. and then theres the 1500 dollar admin fee for my insurance rate adjustment when the cop pulles you over.

[JoshieDoom]

Shoot him in the leg. Then pee on his riced out car and walk away.

Ah,, my dad always said shoot a man in the knee so everytime he limps he would think of you..

hes a crazy ass SSGT tho...

everyone cannot deny that TSS emblems and bird decals add 76.5 hp and 47.4 flbstrq per dollar spent on them.

what a DA...

[Nitro_Junkie97]

yeah but stupid people make you feel that much smarter

[67CamaroRSSS]

Ah,, my dad always said shoot a man in the knee so everytime he limps he would think of you..

hes a crazy ass SSGT tho...

Your dad is right.

[67CamaroRSSS]

yeah but stupid people make you feel that much smarter

[MaxPlusTen]

good to see some fellow teckers on here... Blairsville campus graduate sept.06... Auto/Streetrod/Buisness admin... would have loved to check out the laramie campus though.

[blue02Z]

i here, they say blairsville is much better than laramie, nice campus but i hate the town. i took asm (business) and auto and thats it, graduate june 20th

[MaxPlusTen]

Eh i think Wyotech makes a point to select the worst towns in america to build there schools in... blairsvilles one of the worst places on the east coast ive had the privelage of visiting... good school though, you really get out of it what you put in

[FasstChevys]

okay, today at the BIG WYOTECH car show there is this idiot that has an 2001 t/a. its all decked out with chrome under the hood, blue neons and sticky side vents that simulate rear brake vents. he wants to race me so bad because he knows he will kill me. listen to his mods:

"chippped"
flowmaster muffler
stock manifolds and y
stock shifter
full ls2 top end***
stock air lid painted black
speakers behind the rear seat with a chrome skull between them
side 3m tape brake vents
mirrors under the hood
neon lights


***full ls2 top end includes ls2 maf, fast tb not even ls2, and ls2 intake manifold.

but still stock ls1 heads because he says that is not part of the top end.

then he wants to fight me and my buddy with a bolt on '95 z28 m6 because we know absolutely nothing about f bodys and told him he was completly full of shit


my mods in sig.

Challenge him to go to the track and race you. If he refuses, talk all the trash you want. I think you'll win.

[hutch1999]

i bet he has the ebay chip

[twozs]

^ yea, implanted into his gord