cobra vs. camaro.....

[secondgearscratch]

rolling your eyes...

so am i.

this is actually a rant of epic proportions.

i think it may be wise to point out that when playing ring around the rosy in the ever dramatic ford vs chevy debate people would do well leaving out a few key arguments. they are as follows:

1. appearance: PURELY subjective, has absolutely dick to do with a cars performance.

2. cost: i realize that for alot of people this is that last resort argument when debating ford and chevy pony cars, and comparing a z06 to a cobra. i have made this mistake in the past, but after 5 solid months of hearing this, ive grown tired of it. all the past pony cars were around the same prices per respective models. you wanna debate it? debate my nutsack.

3. buyers: it really doesnt matter who all owns what car, be it the usual bullshit about girls owning gts and so on and so forth. it doesnt matter at all, and has no relevance to any debate unless it involves mazdaspeed products and metrosexuals. quit crutching it up with these baseless arguments. not every owner of a muscle car will be a twenty something rough neck punk full of sarcasm and semen. it just isnt so.

4. excuses: "well i have a 10 inch dick" "oh yeah, well my girth is 7 iches asshole" "well i have a vagina..." that is basically what i hear when someone says "oh ford needs a supercharger to hang" or "a 346 cant hang with the little 281". in reality, there are too many variables for these excuses to be true. and typically, its the bitch boys who state such things. are there exceptions....sure. maybe you had an off day and you log on and barade cobra owners about their apparent compensation for the shortage in their pants when they purchased their car, and they say, well i run mid 12s stock and then you fire back with some more excuses.
accept your fate, and your car for that matter. you dont like getting beat? mod, and shut your mouth while doing so. race, dont talk about what you would do while racing. its a free fucking country. you dont like a cobra, great, dont buy one then. easy.

5. bitch moves: this may get confusing for some of you, but others will immediately see what i mean. moving like a bitch must be a rough job, i dont know, i try never to do so, and if any bitches would like to chime in here and reveal the formula on how to be a bitch, i beg you, respond. im intrigued as to how the internet fights get started, and having participated in heated keyboard fencing i too am guilt of letting it go too far. but if you have an opinion, at least stand up for it in the face of adversity. dont move around and jump fences to get noticed or make e-friends. if i wander the earth a lonely, honest man, i wont care in the least. now, bitch moves are usually subtle, because if the said person wasnt being a bitch, you could pick up on this and atleast respect their opinion. but when insults start flying having nothing to do with cars, then you have illustrated a bitch move, and at the very least your lack of understanding as to what free speech is. if you must keep bitch moving, i suggest doing so in a pm because i can only take so much pussy responses, as im sure others would agree.

let it go, most of the ford vs. chevy crap is just misinformation spawned by ignorant fan boys who have no clue what they speak of.

if we are to debate such a sensitive subject, we will debate it without the aforementioned. please.....

[gwballin]

maybe you had an off day and you log on and barade cobra owners about their apparent compensation for the shortage in their pants when they purchased their car, and they say, well i run mid 12s stock and then you fire back with some more excuses.

I make it very well known to women that see my car for the first time that I bought it to compensate.

[2MuchFun]

I make it very well known to women that see my car for the first time that I bought it to compensate.

hrmmm mebbe that would make them want to find out how big you really are??

[gwballin]

hrmmm mebbe that would make them want to find out how big you really are??

It definitely get them curious and sets the expectations low (making them easy to exceed) at the same time. Its a win/win situation.

[DanWS6]

I'm really let down here. I expected some nws pictures or a funny video or something when I saw this thread but no instead it's a bunch of text I have no desire to read.

This gets a rating of 0/10.

[Crimson Sin]

Hahaha your pissed there's no porn ?

[Spaz]

end all right there...

[Zboner]

worst thread in the history of LS1.com





































j/k man.

[Crimson Sin]

Not to Hi-jack, but if your goin for world ruler Spaz ? Who is your Pinkie ? ( Dunno if you remember Pinkie and the Brain Cartoons or not )

[86 IROC-Z]

secondgearscratch, well put man, It pisses me off too

[B34M3R]

So what gathered from that is that if you think fords are better then chevys your a bitch/fag/whatever. Annnnnd if you think chevys are better then fords, your a whatever/fag/bitch.

Ah I understand.

In that case, ummm... AUDIS FTMFW!!!

[94z28l]

I'm really let down here. I expected some nws pictures or a funny video or something when I saw this thread but no instead it's a bunch of text I have no desire to read.

This gets a rating of 0/10.

[third_shift|studios]

end all right there...

OMG I LOVE IT!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAAHA

[b.lee]

what he said ^

[cam02ss]

Once again a masterpiece from Spaz. Without the Rustangs we wouldn't have the legendary back and forth battles/showdowns.

[astyles]

too make it really nws

[Crimson Sin]

God Bless you Astyles..

[Rikki_SeVeN]

Can't we all just... um... FCK THAT... GO GM!!!...










J/K!!!

[astyles]

[Rikki_SeVeN]

... NICE