Chuck Norris Vs. Billy Blanks Vs. Steven Seagal

**Warbird** · 02-12-2006, 05:17 PM

Who would win in a triple threat match?

**gettin sideways** · 02-12-2006, 05:23 PM

ok honestly, these chuck norris vs. satan vs. the keebler elf things are gettin really old he's beat everybody so far and he's not about to lose now

chuck norris

everything ever created

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-12-2006, 05:53 PM

stephen segal's moves in all his movies have impressed me more than anything out of walker texas ranger or any of noris's movies

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-12-2006, 05:54 PM

Not even close. Chuck by a mile.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-12-2006, 06:04 PM

no way dude, all of stephen seagal's movies are way better, and his moves are way faster and more powerful, i mean just look at him, he's over 6 feet and chuck is this little ass dude

**Modulistic** · 02-12-2006, 06:10 PM

easter bunny FTW

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 02-12-2006, 06:28 PM

Chuck by a mile! I mean come on, the last time he farted, it ended a world war.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-12-2006, 06:43 PM

chuck norris counted to infinity twice!

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-12-2006, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

i mean just look at him, he's over 6 feet and chuck is this little ass dude

Sorry, segal always looks like he is consipated.

**Wulfe13** · 02-12-2006, 07:31 PM

Bruce Lee was a little ass dude, and whoop the shit outta both of em!!!

**neat** · 02-13-2006, 09:18 AM

Steven Segal is the real deal. He was voted deadliest man alive 2 years in a row back in the mid 70's.

That being said, Chuck would still crush them both. Infact, he could probably crush them both while having sex with 37 women, working out on a total gym, and taking a poop.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-13-2006, 10:02 AM

Wow, right now the score is 19-3.

john · 02-13-2006, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by neat

Steven Segal is the real deal. He was voted deadliest man alive 2 years in a row back in the mid 70's.

**Lightft01** · 02-13-2006, 01:43 PM

Any man who wears a wig that looks as fake as steven sagals, should be round house kicked. Billy blanks, lol, segal would strangle him with his wig! Im for chuck

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-13-2006, 01:54 PM

fuc# chuck

**Zboner** · 02-13-2006, 02:37 PM

DONT FUCK with CHUCK!

**needmorepwr** · 02-13-2006, 06:20 PM

d. hookers, the other 3 are faggots

**SexOnWheels** · 02-14-2006, 09:02 AM

Blanks can tie-bo someone to death, but not Chuck!

**310stanger** · 02-14-2006, 02:36 PM

steven segal kicks your ass with his terrible acting skills. but all jokes aside in their prime i think chuck norris would put the beating on steven segal and lets not even get into billy blanks.