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    Chuck Norris for President of Texas

    Ha!!!
    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...0%a6-of-texas/

    Many of you know that while Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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    Chuck must have somehow roundhouse kicked himself in the face.... I wonder just how many real Texans actually agree with him....

    When the going gets tough, Chuck runs away and takes Texas with him

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    wow, lol. funny stuff

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    Is this his way of selling more Bowflexs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Is this his way of selling more Bowflexs?
    Buy bowflex now, or else the Army of Texas shall rain upon you.

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    Chuck Norris has absolutely no affiliation with bowflex. It's the total gym that he sells.

    Anyways, not suprising, which is extremely sad.

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    Looks I'm moving to Texas where all opposers live in fear of the roundhouse kick

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    Quote Originally Posted by doberman 152 View Post
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    Dude, I've watched a lot of people try to shoot Chuck Norris, and they all end up getting their asses kicked... IF they're lucky. Sometimes they end up dead.

    I saw it all on TV.

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    sounds like someone believes their own internet hype.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Is this his way of selling more Total Gyms?
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    Buy Total Gym now, or else the Army of Texas shall rain upon you.
    Quote Originally Posted by FirebirdFever View Post
    Chuck Norris has absolutely no affiliation with bowflex. It's the total gym that he sells.

    Anyways, not suprising, which is extremely sad.
    Who mentioned Bowflex? I don't see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KArcticSS View Post


    Chuck must have somehow roundhouse kicked himself in the face.... I wonder just how many real Texans actually agree with him....

    When the going gets tough, Chuck runs away and takes Texas with him
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    You have obviously never seen Chuck Norris's work. He will pwn all of Texas and make them his bitch (except maybe Sarge).

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