Choose between dating any woman in the world,

[86 IROC-Z]

or owning a real pokemon.

What would you choose? Like the title says, if you had to pick between dating any woman in the world, or owing an actual pokemon, what would you choose?

Here’s how it breaks down…

If you decide to date the girl, she can be anyone. Maybe it's a celebrity, maybe it's the girl you REALLY wanted to ask out in highschool but you never did and now you lost contact, maybe it's an ex-gf. Now, while the first date is a guarantee, the second one isn’t. It’s all up to you and the way you behave on that first date. Sometimes a first date is all you need…

Or…

You can own a pokemon, and how badass would that be. You can use it as a pet, you can ride it if it’s big enough, whatever. However, just like a regular pet, you have to make sure the surroundings allow it to survive (ie: you need a cold environment for an ice pokemon or a body of water for a magikarp). Plus you gotta feed it, groom it and exercise it. Oh, and like a normal pet, it’ll die eventually.

So what’s it gonna be?

[korndawg]

I'll take Katy Perry.

[SMWS6TA]

Funny I see no difference between the 2.

Fixed below:
You can use it/her as a pet, you can ride it/her if it’s big enough, whatever. However, just like a regular pet, you have to make sure the surroundings allow it/her to survive (ie: you need a cold environment for an ice pokemon/ice queen or a body of water for a magikarp/ <<wtf ever that is). Plus you gotta feed it, groom it and exercise it. Oh, and like a normal pet, it’ll die eventually.

See what I mean?

[86 IROC-Z]

I bolded a part in the OP to clarify the question and make sure people aren't overlooking it.

[ccusum]

I'll take a real date. But then again owning a pokemon might lead to more dates with more women....just sayin

[wheeliE-maxx]

Charizard plz. Bitches love the pokemon. I can pick up bitches while flying on charizard. And it can burninate shit

[Smkn_TA]

Any generation pokemon, or just the first generation when they had no imagination whatsoever.

[86 IROC-Z]

Any generation pokemon, or just the first generation when they had no imagination whatsoever.

Hey man FUCK YOU THE FIRST GENERATION IS THE TRUE GENERATION STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD

[Smkn_TA]

W/E....DAWN lS 10X HOTTER THAN MISTY EVER WAS

[Smkn_TA]

And besides...in the latest generation, there are some that can travel through time and space. How fucking awesome would that be. I could have sex with the hottest women of every era. Or go back and kill hitler....who am I kidding, I would be too busy having sex with women from every era.

[86 IROC-Z]

W/E....DAWN lS 10X HOTTER THAN MISTY EVER WAS

WHAT THE FUCK lS WRONG WITH YOU??? DAWN HOTTER THAN... WHAT THE FUCK MAN?? SERIOUSLY???

NO ONE IS HOTTER THAN MISTY PERIOD.

EVEN THE FUCKING 20 PIXEL PICTURE OF HER IN THE ORIGINAL GAME YOU SEE DURING THE GYM BATTLE FOR ALL OF 3 SECONDS IS HOTTER THAN ANY OTHER GIRL IN THE SERIES, EVER.

[86 IROC-Z]

Although sometimes I must admit Jessie looks mighty fine.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Pokemon, but then again, owning a smurf would be cooler than dating any chick these days.

[Smkn_TA]

HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN DAWN?!?!! DUDE, BLUE HAIR!!! SHE lS WAY WAY WAY HOTTER. FUCKING RED HEADS ARE A DUD. NOT TO MENTION DAWN HAS A BETTER PERSONALITY. AND PIKLIF IS WAY BETTER THAN MISTYS FUCKING PSYDUCK THAT CAME OUT EVERY TIME ON IT'S OWN! WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT!!!

[86 IROC-Z]

HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN DAWN?!?!! DUDE, BLUE HAIR!!! SHE lS WAY WAY WAY HOTTER. FUCKING RED HEADS ARE A DUD. NOT TO MENTION DAWN HAS A BETTER PERSONALITY. AND PIKLIF IS WAY BETTER THAN MISTYS FUCKING PSYDUCK THAT CAME OUT EVERY TIME ON IT'S OWN! WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT!!!

Misty is hotter.




























u mad?

[Smkn_TA]

[Smkn_TA]

[86 IROC-Z]

stfu

[Smkn_TA]

lolyumadtho

lololololololololol

[86 IROC-Z]

lolyumadtho

lololololololololol

Not mad.

So are you gonna choose a pokemon?

either from the real set or the #152+ bastard spawns?