Cheese Burger

[rbob93]

I went into the Boot Hill Saloon and saw a sign hanging over the bar which read:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to a meager looking group of bikers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", I whispered, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes I am," she purred.

To which I replied: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

[SMWS6TA]

I went into the Boot Hill Saloon and saw a sign hanging over the bar which read:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to a meager looking group of bikers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", I whispered, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes I am," she purred.

To which I replied: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

[ssdreamz]

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