Caveman's assault weapon lma0!! Its got bids!

**jiveass** · 01-10-2013, 07:09 AM

Assault Weapon Caveman's Ar15 Assault Rock | eBay

**jiveass** · 01-10-2013, 07:11 AM

incase the ad gets deleted because ebay is a bunch of pussies now...

***SMWS6TA*** · 01-10-2013, 07:13 AM

It's up to $200

**jiveass** · 01-10-2013, 07:14 AM

61 bids lol

**Guerrillakilla13** · 01-10-2013, 07:44 AM

Wow theres a ton of different people bidding on it to hahaha

**chuckie669** · 01-10-2013, 10:04 AM

305 now... why didn't I think of this. guys a genius.

**Zinergy** · 01-10-2013, 10:09 AM

Right, more people are killed by blunt objects every year than rifles so this is techincally a better urban killing machine than an AR or AK.

**jiveass** · 01-10-2013, 11:05 AM

HAHA LOOK AT THE Q&A!!

Questions and answers about this item

Q: This looks like a Rock River Arms weapon. Can you verify?
A: It is a LaRock Tactical. I only deal in high-end rocks.

Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.

Q: Pending an all out assault weapon ban, will this Ar-15 be safe to bury if the government decides to confiscate?
A: If they ban rocks, it's time to secede!

Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?
A: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.

Q: How much carbon build up is present in this AR15 and how easily do you think it can be removed? I would hate for this weapon to jam.
A: It has not yet been carbon-dated but based on the half-life of carbon -14 at ~5750 years, this AR15 will only become more reliable as it ages.

**KahanaReef** · 01-10-2013, 11:42 AM

That's hysterical

***SMWS6TA*** · 01-10-2013, 01:18 PM

My question

Does it come with accessories like sling or rope?

***SMWS6TA*** · 01-10-2013, 01:21 PM

Ahh F#$k

ebay removed it.....

**KahanaReef** · 01-10-2013, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

Ahh F#$k

ebay removed it.....

Well here is your chance at buying another

Caveman AR Assault Rock Tactical Model | eBay

**KahanaReef** · 01-10-2013, 02:12 PM

And another

Assault Weapon Neanderthal's AKR47 Assault Komposit Rock 4"x 7" | eBay

***SMWS6TA*** · 01-10-2013, 03:39 PM

**cpop98ws6** · 01-10-2013, 03:48 PM

**chuckie669** · 01-10-2013, 04:24 PM

apparently ebay goingcrazy removing those. I think it's humorous. he's straight forward with what he's selling. Let those idiots pay three hundred for it.

**Zapper2003** · 01-11-2013, 10:25 AM

Lots of Assault Rocks on there now

**Zinergy** · 01-11-2013, 10:52 AM

Everywhere is sold out of rifles, they have moved onto rocks.

**tatertot91** · 01-11-2013, 11:16 AM

thats some funny shit

**opie** · 01-11-2013, 12:07 PM

Hell I got my first AR Rock when I was about 2. After 6 months or so I was the ganasta in my hood. And that aint sheet. I still got my pet rock from the 70's. Now that sum bitch is lucky to still be around. Never feed it, watered it. Christ I thought I lost it a decade or so ago.

Love the attitude on this post!

PS it was a pet rock, not one of these AR ROCKS that go out smashing in folks heads. That's for the feds so they don't come take LIL ROCKY from me. Some time innocent folks get sent to the rock, all I'm sayin.