car and racing quotes

**blk_jaws** · 12-14-2006, 06:49 PM

need some car and racing quotes for everyone.

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 12-14-2006, 08:58 PM

You better find some wood screws, cause I'm about to blow your doors clean off.

**Y2KBird** · 12-14-2006, 11:15 PM

Have you not watched Talladega Nights?

**ztrouble** · 12-15-2006, 04:32 AM

the ultimate quotes

wooderson
*Melba Toast*
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here. I've got four-eleven positrack out back. Seven-fifty double pumper. Edelbrock intake, bored over thirty, eleven to one pop up pistons. Turbo jet, three ninety horse power.We're talking some fucking muscle.

clint
I knwo you got this thing out of a comic book man i saw it next to the sea monkeys. You see that over there? Thats 'White Lightnin' look at the shoes on that thing man

**superfastls1** · 12-15-2006, 04:33 AM

I live life a 1/4 mile at a time?

**SSwt00SS** · 12-15-2006, 05:32 AM

not a quote, rather the entire car chase sence in Bullet...the cars sounds are good enough to be used as quotes...

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 12-15-2006, 05:33 AM

boostless is useless

**Frankthetank** · 12-15-2006, 06:47 AM

Sticks and stones may break my bones but a ford will never pass me

That and
"SHAKE AND BAKE"

HAHA

Accually....That quote that someone has as their sig that sarge said....

SOmething about THey think they have something special and very well might but ill smile and blow their doors off as I leave....

I dont know something like that....anyone got that quote?

**tnthub** · 12-15-2006, 07:39 AM

I always offer to line up with the new guy at the drag strip.

**9T8W66** · 12-15-2006, 07:52 AM

Been useing this one for 20 yrs
"Speed Kills Drive a Ford Live Forever"
Not that there isn't any Fast Fords out there.
"Only Baby's use a Bottle"

And the Judge Asked " Drag racing ahh who won? "
I said "I think we both lost sir"

**amon37** · 12-15-2006, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by superfastls1

I live life a 1/4 pounder at a time?

**The Answer** · 12-15-2006, 09:41 AM

Elwood ~ "oh no we blew a rod"
Jake ~ "is that bad?"
Elwood ~ "yep"

**transamprincess98** · 12-15-2006, 09:48 AM

"Rubbing is racing"
"Real men wear bowties"
"Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown"
Just a few off the top of my head

**transamprincess98** · 12-15-2006, 09:49 AM

Oh forgot 1
"No replacement for displacement"

**toneloc60** · 12-15-2006, 10:05 AM

"Your car must be fast, cuz you were flying when I passed you."

"Stay on the throttle till you see God -- then brake."

"Racing... Because golf, bowling, baseball and football require only one ball!"
My favorite line to use when asked anything about NASCAR:
Why would I watch NASCAR when I could just pour Froot Loops in the toilet, flush it, and watch what color gets to the bottom first. It's the same thing.

**The Answer** · 12-15-2006, 10:11 AM

Emerson Fittipaldi quotes:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...ittipaldi.html

Mario Andretti quotes: *If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.*
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au..._andretti.html

Last Dale Earnhardt quote: *You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either.*
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...earnhardt.html

NASCAR legend and ex-moonshiner Junior Johnson today enjoys life as a gentleman farmer on his estate in the Appalachian foothills just east of Wilkes County. In 1985, President Ronald Reagan granted Johnson a "full and unconditional pardon" for his moonshining conviction of 1956.

http://www.hotrod.com/thehistoryof/1...y/drivers.html

Treasury Agent ~ *The cars driven by treasury agents and other law enforcement officers were no match for the moonshiners' cars. "I called the cars the government gave us 'mechanical miscarriages,'" says former federal Alcohol Tax Unit (ATU) agent Joe Carter, the guy who captured Johnson on foot at his father's still in 1956.
"But then, we lacked another component they had--the drivers.
Those guys could drive a car like you wouldn't believe.
By the time they got to be 14 years old, they could outrun any officer I knew of. They learned how to drive and they knew every curve, though some of 'em got killed doin' it.*

Junior Johnson ~ *I knew we could outrun 'em, loaded or empty, but I was dreadin' that ride.*

**everett** · 12-15-2006, 10:29 AM

THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF RICE, I SHALL FEAR NO TURBO.......... FOR TORQUE ART WITH ME!!!!!!

why quote when you can tell the the plain truth.......................

my car is faster than yours

**everett** · 12-15-2006, 10:34 AM

hey Enough Of The Ford Bashin I Am A Converted Soul, They Say Ford.. Eating Hemis Shittin Chevys

**SPECOPS94** · 12-15-2006, 10:43 AM

There's no excuse for cubic inches.....

Speed is a matter of how much money you are willing to spend.....

That thing isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit.... (My own!)