Camaro2fast4u's guide to not being a douche

[Camaro2fast4u]

1. Don't talk loudly on your cell phone while in a store. no one is impressed by your inane conversation.
2. Get some fucking cash. there's nothing more irritating than having to wait behind someone who's trying to pay for a bag of chips with a credit card. If you don't have enough money in your pocket to buy a bag of chips you don't have any business leaving the house.
3. Don't wear sandals with pants. I don't care what trend Abercrombie and Fitch says is cool, you look like a douchebag.
4. Don't wear Aviator sunglasses unless you're a pilot. even then, you'll never be as cool as Maverick.
5. Don't drink Labatt Blue light, Heineken or Sam Adams. These are the offical beers of douchebaggery.
6. Don't drive a Volkswagen. I'd rather be seen riding a pink huffy than behind the wheel of a VW.
7. don't post lists on the internet of things that bug you. next thing you know you'll be the old guy yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

I resent #2

[86 IROC-Z]

I'm guilty of #2. Pretty embarassing... having to use a credit card at Quiktrip because I don't have the change to pay for a 69 cent fountain drink

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

I don't use a credit card...just my check/atm card. Now if you do use a credit card to buy some chips...yeaaaah

[snaggeltooth]

Damn kids better stay off the lawn ..... the dogs dont like kids anyway .....lol

[86 IROC-Z]

I'm just barely still a kid and I already hate them...

[andrew rs]

I'm just barely still a kid and I already hate them...

Im with you on that one. I hate them little bastards that cry all the time.

[ATCharming]

i also resent number 2. since i got my debit card i dont keep cash on me ever. i dont go anywhere that i would need cash for. . .
gas station: debit
mcds: debit
restaurants: debit
walmart: debit
school lunch account: check
bills paid to parents: check

cash seems almost pointless to me now unless i want to go buy drugs or make bets with people. (neither of which i do.)

[andrew rs]

while were all reseting here i have a problem with 5

I happen to like heineken. But Sam Adams and labbat blue light i dont really care for.

[sgt0704]

while were all reseting here i have a problem with 5

I happen to like heineken. But Sam Adams and labbat blue light i dont really care for.

don't admit to being an underage drinker. it looks bad on your image.

[86 IROC-Z]

don't admit to being an underage drinker. it looks bad on your image.

Most kids don't care... most do it anyway...

And on that note, all my friends are cheap and only buy domestic light beer... so I wouldn't know about any of those listed in #5

[third_shift|studios]

cc payments = faster than cash

labatt blue = best beer

[SexOnWheels]

6. Don't drive a Volvo. I'd rather be seen riding a pink huffy than behind the wheel of a Volvo.

Fixed

labatt blue = best beer

Honestly one of the poorest Canadian beers currently being brewed

[86 IROC-Z]

cc payments = faster than cash

That is true... you get some dumbass cashiers some times... takes them 5 minutes to figure out your change even when the register tells them...

[rbob93]

That is true... you get some dumbass cashiers some times... takes them 5 minutes to figure out your change even when the register tells them...

OMFG!!!

The purchase was $1.89.....I gave her $2.....she didn't know what change to give me!!!

[96z28]

Im guilty of 2,3,5,6
2 because sometimes the only money i have is the $5 in my checking account and therefore i have to use my debit card to pay for some chips or soda.

3 because i either dont have clean socks or i cant find my shoe

5 because im at someone else's house and thats the only beer they have

6because my ex has an jetta and she could not drive that night

Am I a douchebag?

[Y2KPewterSS]

I guess I qualify as a douche under your criteria as well, I never carry cash and always use my debit card.

[310stanger]

8. Don't wear polo shirts 3 sizes too small to look like you have muscle because you weigh 125 lbs with a roll of quarters in your pocket. Lift weights and eat a sammich. wear shirts that fit.
9. When wearing a polo shirt, wear the collar normally and wear gray, black, and blue. NO PINK!
10. flip flops are for girls. dont wear them unless you are on the beach.
11. stop driving with you seat reclined so far back you could take a nap while driving.
12. enough with the fuckin punk rocker haircuts. you are not cool or funny.
13. guys stop wearing belts with fuckin rhinestones on them and still slacking your pants so far off your ass your butt crack is in everyones view. nobody wants to see that.
14. as i lay crying is a shitty band.

haha hope I didnt offend anyone lol

[ATCharming]

8. Don't wear polo shirts 3 sizes too small to look like you have muscle because you weigh 125 lbs with a roll of quarters in your pocket. Lift weights and eat a sammich. wear shirts that fit.
9. When wearing a polo shirt, wear the collar normally and wear gray, black, and blue. NO PINK!
10. flip flops are for girls. dont wear them unless you are on the beach.
11. stop driving with you seat reclined so far back you could take a nap while driving.
12. enough with the fuckin punk rocker haircuts. you are not cool or funny.
13. guys stop wearing belts with fuckin rhinestones on them and still slacking your pants so far off your ass your butt crack is in everyones view. nobody wants to see that.
14. as i lay crying is a shitty band.

haha hope I didnt offend anyone lol

i weigh 125lb

[Danger731]

Detroit sux, so does Jersey, I wear flip flops all the time, even to bed, Sally.