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    So i'm at my co-workers wedding reception last night, and I start talking to one of the bride's friends. She's cute, so i ask her to dance. We dance for a couple of songs and then go to the bar for a drink. This complete cheese-dick comes over and starts hitting on her while we're talking. I'm like, WTF dude, theres plenty of other women here, get your own. I finally manage to get her away from this douchebag, and i was feeling pretty good from my 3 previous scotches and she was getting drunk so i start to put the moves on her. we end up in the service closet next to the kitchen where she gives me one of the best blowjobs i've ever had in my life. we finish up and she tells me she wants to go back and dance. I've still got my pants around my ankles so i tell her i'll be in there in a minute. I get myself together and head back into the ballroom where lo and behold i see cheese-dick talking to her again. I've already gotten what i was looking for so i saunter back over to the bar for another drink. a couple minutes later, i look over and both of them are out on the dance floor and she's kissing him. i'm like, . that's nasty. i sat at the bar the rest of the night shaking my head in disbelief. That poor bastard will probably never know.

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    bullshit!

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    Ummmmmm.........what was she doing before you???

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    seriously though, girls these days. its just not that hard anymore! i seriously wish it wasn't so easy cuz now its about as rewarding as a ride on the tea cups. sure its fun at the time, but as soon as your done, you turn around and see someone else having their go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurley711 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by NE98LS1 View Post
    seriously though, girls these days. its just not that hard anymore! i seriously wish it wasn't so easy cuz now its about as rewarding as a ride on the tea cups. sure its fun at the time, but as soon as your done, you turn around and see someone else having their go!
    lol that is soooo true. we were out at a bbq last night and the club the night before where a guy we work with brought his sister inlaw to try and meet some guys. She is a good looking girl just down from cali for the weekend. First night she was all over anyone who got close to her from our group but everyone just pushed her away since this one guy really needed to get laid. They make out all night long and grind on each other, then they go back and the guy decided to be 'respectful" and not sleep with her (after a blowjob) Last night at the BBQ she was all pissed off at the first guy for not sleeping with her and was all over everyone again til she started making out with another guy for the first half of the night and then decided she didnt want a blakc guy so she started on everyone else again til we left.. I finally pissed her off real bad before we left but she was so damned trashed I doubt she will even remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NE98LS1 View Post
    seriously though, girls these days. its just not that hard anymore! i seriously wish it wasn't so easy cuz now its about as rewarding as a ride on the tea cups. sure its fun at the time, but as soon as your done, you turn around and see someone else having their go!
    omg that is funny

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    Good story!

    But do you think that you were maybe not the first and you could have been recieving a snowball as well as the first chump?

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    I would assume he was the first since he is the one who took her over to the bar and got drunk with her. She is probrably just a lightweight who is a whore when she is drunk like the girl I was talking about..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camaro2fast4u View Post
    So i'm at my co-workers wedding reception last night, and I start talking to one of the bride's friends. She's cute, so i ask her to dance. We dance for a couple of songs and then go to the bar for a drink. This complete cheese-dick comes over and starts hitting on her while we're talking. I'm like, WTF dude, theres plenty of other women here, get your own. I finally manage to get her away from this douchebag, and i was feeling pretty good from my 3 previous scotches and she was getting drunk so i start to put the moves on her. we end up in the service closet next to the kitchen where she gives me one of the best blowjobs i've ever had in my life. we finish up and she tells me she wants to go back and dance. I've still got my pants around my ankles so i tell her i'll be in there in a minute. I get myself together and head back into the ballroom where lo and behold i see cheese-dick talking to her again. I've already gotten what i was looking for so i saunter back over to the bar for another drink. a couple minutes later, i look over and both of them are out on the dance floor and she's kissing him. i'm like, . that's nasty. i sat at the bar the rest of the night shaking my head in disbelief. That poor bastard will probably never know.

    haha ew, thats gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camaro2fast4u View Post
    So i'm at my co-workers wedding reception last night, and I start talking to one of the bride's friends. She's cute, so i ask her to dance. We dance for a couple of songs and then go to the bar for a drink. This complete cheese-dick comes over and starts hitting on her while we're talking. I'm like, WTF dude, theres plenty of other women here, get your own. I finally manage to get her away from this douchebag, and i was feeling pretty good from my 3 previous scotches and she was getting drunk so i start to put the moves on her. we end up in the service closet next to the kitchen where she gives me one of the best blowjobs i've ever had in my life. we finish up and she tells me she wants to go back and dance. I've still got my pants around my ankles so i tell her i'll be in there in a minute. I get myself together and head back into the ballroom where lo and behold i see cheese-dick talking to her again. I've already gotten what i was looking for so i saunter back over to the bar for another drink. a couple minutes later, i look over and both of them are out on the dance floor and she's kissing him. i'm like, . that's nasty. i sat at the bar the rest of the night shaking my head in disbelief. That poor bastard will probably never know.
    Serves him right for trying to cock block....you should've walked by as they were making out and said something like "Dude she just ate my load!! She didn't even have time to rinse my kids out!!" Extra points if everyone at the wedding hears...I hate cock blockers as you can tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juiced99ws6 View Post
    lol that is soooo true. we were out at a bbq last night and the club the night before where a guy we work with brought his sister inlaw to try and meet some guys. She is a good looking girl just down from cali for the weekend. First night she was all over anyone who got close to her from our group but everyone just pushed her away since I really needed to get laid. we make out all night long and grind on each other, then we go back and I decided to be 'respectful" and not sleep with her (after a blowjob) Last night at the BBQ she was all pissed off at me for not sleeping with her and was all over everyone again til she started making out with another guy for the first half of the night and then decided she didnt want a blakc guy so she started on everyone else again til we left.. I finally pissed her off real bad before we left but she was so damned trashed I doubt she will even remember.
    Fixed.

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