Burger King + Marijuana = Stoned Cops

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 10-09-2006, 02:05 PM

http://www.kobtv.com/snapshotskob/html/28221.html

LMMFAO, I can just see it now. "Excuse me officer, what did you pull me over for?"

Officer (laughing)- "I, uh, I pulled you over for, uh, I can't remember".

**gwballin** · 10-09-2006, 02:12 PM

The three Burger King employees were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer, which is a felony. They’ve been identified as 19-year-old Justin Armijo, 21-year-old Robert Nuckols and their manager, 33-year-old Joseph Ledefma

From http://criminal-law.freeadvice.com/violent_crimes/

Battery is the act of using force against another person which results in either bodily injury or offensive touching.

Aggravated battery is a more serious form of battery, and is considered a felony, (i.e. punishable by death or more than a year in prison) unlike simple battery which is a misdemeanor (i.e. punishable by less than one year in prison, or by fine only). It varies by state, but the acts most often defined to entail aggravated battery include:
use of a deadly weapon
battery in which serious bodily injury occurs, and
battery against a child, woman or police officer.

**StangKiller615** · 10-10-2006, 07:58 AM

Officials say that the officers began acting odd after ingesting the marijuana

**ss~zoso~ss** · 10-10-2006, 09:11 AM

thats pretty funny

**jad628** · 10-10-2006, 10:29 AM

Well if getting charged is worth it, I hope they enjoyed their chuckle.

**Knighthawk LS1** · 10-10-2006, 12:08 PM

thats funny

**MadSeason** · 10-10-2006, 02:14 PM

what, they went to the hospital for driving too slow and feeling sleepy on the job?

**anewconvert** · 10-10-2006, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by jad628

Well if getting charged is worth it, I hope they enjoyed their chuckle.

Something tells me that is the extent of what will happen to them. THey will get charged, but wont be convicted for it. They will get a slap on the wrist and community service.

BC

**Bigrus** · 10-10-2006, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by anewconvert

Something tells me that is the extent of what will happen to them. THey will get charged, but wont be convicted for it. They will get a slap on the wrist and community service.

BC

Doubtful. They really messed up when they did that i doubt the DA is gonna sit by and let random drop-outs try to dope up public officials for a laugh. If it happens your way its because the cops decided to give them a break.

It was a stupid move regardless of who it was done to. What if the officer or regular person was dumb enough to eat it and not notice what they were eating? What if they had a drug test the next day or week after? ruin someones career over some bullshit.

**MadSeason** · 10-10-2006, 08:59 PM

they all looked stoned in their mugshots

**jad628** · 10-11-2006, 03:38 AM

How much pot do you have to EAT to get high? I honestly don't know.

I think it was laced with BS. But it is an "interesting" story. I'd rather have them do that than spit on it. That's happened here.

Probably about seven years ago a guy EJACULATED on a woman's breakfast biscuit. He got convicted.

Within the last year, a local dentist got convicted of injecting his semen in female patients mouths with a syringe and playing it off as part of the dental procedure while they were under. He lost his license to practice too.

True stories. Sorry they are gross, but that shows you there are sick people out there.