Bros before Hos

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-10-2010, 08:16 AM

Without "Bros before Hos", man would be in chaos and probably would be extinct. The ability for men to cooperate has lead to great advancement in society. Imagine if we behaved like females and did not trust our friends? We would never have achieved anything. If your female has sex with a male friend, blame the ho. It's her fault for agreeing for it to happen.
If you chose the dark path, and put hos before bros, you will be labeled a beta pussy whipped sissy and all men will hate you and never trust you. Females won't truly accept you either. Sure you could hold their purses, or be called upon to kill spiders, but you'll never be one of them. You'd be a island, a social leper neither man nor woman not even a gay person there would be no place for you. So when it comes time for you to man up, be a man, place Bros before hos as our great bro forefathers did.

**Soltakr** · 06-10-2010, 08:18 AM

agreed.

When driving your kick ass hotrod; bro's in front, bitchs in the back and chumps in the trunk.

**Knight** · 06-10-2010, 08:20 AM

How does this work if your "bros" want to hang out, yet your "ho" wants to get it on? Should you try to postpone the funtime with said "ho", and risk not getting any later due to upsetting her? Or should you turn down the invitation from your "bros", and risk being ridiculed and made fun of?

**krese** · 06-10-2010, 08:22 AM

fuck that.. hot ass ho in the front and bro in the back jerkin' it if he can't find one to go in the back with him.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-10-2010, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Knight

How does this work if your "bros" want to hang out, yet your "ho" wants to get it on? Should you try to postpone the funtime with said "ho", and risk not getting any later due to upsetting her? Or should you turn down the invitation from your "bros", and risk being ridiculed and made fun of?

Hos are a dime a dozen. Hang out with your bros, then fuck some random ho when it's convenient for you. You shouldn't be giving a FUCK about the wants of some ho.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-10-2010, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by krese

fuck that.. hot ass ho in the front and bro in the back jerkin' it if he can't find one to go in the back with him.

Nah man, bro before hos... Don't let your bro work himself, pass the ho around.

**krese** · 06-10-2010, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nah man, bro before hos... Don't let your bro work himself, pass the ho around.

fuck that even MORE! i don't take sloppy seconds and i damn sure don't want a bro that does either!

**Knight** · 06-10-2010, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Hos are a dime a dozen. Hang out with your bros, then fuck some random ho when it's convenient for you. You shouldn't be giving a FUCK about the wants of some ho.

Yeah but my ho has a ring, so I can't just hook up with a random one. Come to think of it, most of my bros are in the same situation too. Man are we dumbasses!

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-10-2010, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by krese

fuck that even MORE! i don't take sloppy seconds and i damn sure don't want a bro that does either!

Just turn her rightside up for a few minutes, all the spunk will run out due to gravity, it's science. Also you bro should be using a condom anyway for his own protection. Then discard the girl, and wash out the condom for next time.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-10-2010, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Knight

Yeah but my ho has a ring, so I can't just hook up with a random one. Come to think of it, most of my bros are in the same situation too. Man are we dumbasses!

That's not necessarily a problem. Instead of getting a random, just fuck your main bitch whenever you want.

It should actually be easier, because you should always know where she is.

**pajeff02** · 06-10-2010, 08:34 AM

This sounds like the desperate rant of a guy who ain't getting any...

**Knight** · 06-10-2010, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

That's not necessarily a problem. Instead of getting a random, just fuck your main bitch whenever you want.

It should actually be easier, because you should always know where she is.

Problem is, when I ditch her to hang with the bros, she gets upset and then I don't get any.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-10-2010, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

This sounds like the desperate rant of a guy who ain't getting any...

Just some friendly advice from the resident thirdgen owner

Originally Posted by Knight

Problem is, when I ditch her to hang with the bros, she gets upset and then I don't get any.

See, your problem is you're still getting hung up on considering what she wants. Gotta get out of that habit mang.

**Soltakr** · 06-10-2010, 08:55 AM

Even Chuck Norris knows ho's don't belong in the front seat

**67CamaroRSSS** · 06-10-2010, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Knight

Yeah but my ho has a ring, so I can't just hook up with a random one. Come to think of it, most of my bros are in the same situation too. Man are we dumbasses!

Yes, yes you are...

**silverWS6** · 06-10-2010, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

That's not necessarily a problem. Instead of getting a random, just fuck your main bitch whenever you want.

It should actually be easier, because you should always know where she is.

In the kitchen

**Knight** · 06-10-2010, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

See, your problem is you're still getting hung up on considering what she wants. Gotta get out of that habit mang.

But if she don't get what she wants, I don't get what I want. That's the way of the world. It doesn't work the other way around. Women can always get laid, anyplace, anytime. Guys... not so much.

**Knight** · 06-10-2010, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

In the kitchen

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**jiveass** · 06-10-2010, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Soltakr

Even Chuck Norris knows ho's don't belong in the front seat

yo, what movie is this from? i cant remember!

**Soltakr** · 06-10-2010, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by needls1again

yo, what movie is this from? i cant remember!

I don't remember either. I dare not to google anything chuck norris

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