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03-29-2013, 11:52 AM #1
Brag about Something Driving-related
Your driving, to be more precise.
For example, having driven a Trans Am for 30 years or (me) driving a few decades without getting a moving violations ticket or even being pulled over for that kind of thing.
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03-29-2013, 12:08 PM #2
One time I was in a bad mood, while driving my 02 Z28.
I rev'ed the bitch up and dumped the clutch. While doing a smokey burnout in the boro, I noticed a guy standing on the next corner...in uniform.
I pulled up to him, and said, "sorry"
he said, "thanks, see you later."
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03-29-2013, 12:11 PM #3
another time, I was driving my GTO the night before I sold it. Coming back into town, I thought, "I'm going to do one last burn out." I pulled out to the left from a stop light and power slid the car...I was looking out the passenger side window going up the street.
I get to the next block and I get pulled over.
cop say's. "you know we have more important things to do rather then give you a ticket?"
me, "yes"
cop, "have a good night"
both stories are longer then 2 years ago.
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03-29-2013, 12:20 PM #4
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Light Pewter Metallic- y2k 8-cylinder catfish
I got a blow job with the t-tops off once.
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03-29-2013, 12:48 PM #5
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Navy Blue Metallic- 98 T/A w/ mods, 00 FBVert
I had a cop thank me for stopping, said he couldn't catch up till I pulled over......
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03-29-2013, 01:55 PM #6
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
I got a speeding ticket almost 1 year ago but I had no violations for 20+ years prior to that.
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03-29-2013, 01:55 PM #7
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Custom Swirly Black- 2001 WS6 M6
Saw a blue Trans am pass by as I was pulling out of the gas station the first year I bought the car, I wanted to race everyone then. Dumped the clutch before I even started to turn out onto the road. Had the car sideways, for what felt like an eternity, grabbed 2nd, straightened out and got it up to 65ish before I saw the red/blue lights going off in the distance behind me. I pulled over before he was even on my tail.
Cop: License, registration....
Me: (handed the already prepared documentation over)
Cop: Where you headed?
Me: Home (lie, was headed off to the bar)
Cop: Too much car for you to handle? (you know the kind of tone he used)
Me: No sir, just driving like a dick....
Cop: Head straight home....... and don't be a Richard.
I had no idea where he came from.
I have never gotten a ticket for and moving violation in the TA. *Knocks on wood*Last edited by KMdef9; 03-29-2013 at 01:57 PM.
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03-29-2013, 01:57 PM #8
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
Ok, how about this: I've been driving some form of Camaro (1st, 3rd or 4th gen) continuously since 1979...
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03-29-2013, 02:00 PM #9
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
All 14 of the Camaro's I've owned (6 67's; 2 68's; 2 69's 1 89; 1 96; 1 98 and my current 2002) have been V8 cars...
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03-29-2013, 02:24 PM #10
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Black 2002 T/A M6- Green 1997 Ram 4x4
My last ticket came off my insurance record last month. Finally paying less than triple digit premiums every month for the first time in over 5 years!
Also, in my old 02 Z28, I was driving down the highway, and passed a long line of traffic. As I moved back over into the right lane, I saw a black charger jump out of the line and start flying up on my left. Gets beside me, keeps revving and pointing trying to get me to run him. I didn't want to since I'd only had the car for about a week and was still kinda nervous in it, but finally I gave in and punched it. Pulled on him fairly well, but once I had about a car length on him....his blue lights came on. Unmarked douche just goaded me into a race (this was when police depts were just starting to get chargers...I hadn't even seen one yet until this point - much less an unmarked one). Of course, I slow down preparing to pull over...while cursing this cop for goading me into a race to give me a ticket. He simply pulls up beside me, gives me a thumbs up while yelling "Good job, now slow it down!", and continues on his way.
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03-30-2013, 03:51 AM #11
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Hit a bat with my GTP on my way hone from Baltimore
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03-30-2013, 05:43 AM #12
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03-30-2013, 07:38 AM #13
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I was sitting at a stop light minding my own when a rustang came up next to me, (v6) at that revving the hell out of it so i figured id just have a little fun. came through the intersection with the ass end kicked out and white smoking the tires. Next thing i know red and blues behind me, pulls me over asks why, i told him what had happened while kind of laughing about it. He just said dont let me see that again now get outta here Needless to say i was lucky and am reminded of it everytime i come home because the tire marks are still there and this is from well over a year ago with my first camaro
2000 ss camaro, forged lq9 370 short block, stage 3 PRC 243 heads, fast 102 w, big mouth throttle body, MS3 cam, 1.7 roller rockers, stage 3 t-56, monster stage 3, pro 5.0, 4.10's with moser axles, bmr tq arm, lca's, phb. SOLD (thankfully)!!!
New project: 1968 step-side, partial restore, ls/th400 swap. hopefully boosted pics and more info to come!!!
Having a small cam is like having a small dick, everytime you go to use it you wish it was bigger
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03-30-2013, 04:18 PM #14
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2009 Silverado Z71- 2003 Corvette MN6 Black
I once had some kid in a 4 banger want to race me downtown, in an area I know cops are usually at. There's a light then over a bridge and a small straightaway to another light. I took off like a bat out of hell kicked his ass then I slowed down to 35mph (5 over) at the end of the bridge.. Kid comes absolutely flying past me and Lo and behold there's a cop clocking people near the next light. He pulled his ass over and I just looked over and smirked. If you're gonna drive stupid you have to be smart about it.
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03-30-2013, 05:05 PM #15
Everyone has better stories than me. It's probably true I drive like a sedan owner (but I don't want to actually own an unattractive, underpowered car). I've never noticed anyone trying to race me (it's mostly a late-night thing?), but if I didn't ignore the challenge, I'd accelerate fast and then quit - I'm not getting suckered into a ticket or accident.
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03-30-2013, 10:49 PM #16
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Bright Rally Red- 2001 Chevy Camaro Z28
Been in a few high-speed chases over the last few years and haven't had a wreck yet
Last edited by FinZ28; 03-30-2013 at 10:51 PM.
2001 Chevy Camaro Z28 A4
SLP cold air intake/lid, SLP smooth bellow, Pacesetter LT's, ORY, Magnaflow exhaust, BMR STB, adjustable Panhard rod, SFC's, LCA's, 1LE sway bars, cross-drilled rotors
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03-31-2013, 04:39 AM #17
this one time I was driving RG3 back and forth to physical therapy and he asked to swing by Mike Vick's house. We stopped and RG3 went inside. A few minutes later he came back out except he was a little different looking so I said "Hey RG3 what happened?" and he replied " Me and Vick merged......I now want to be called MV2." He then put one foot on top of the car and started using it like a skateboard. I looked down at the speedo and we were doing 150mph.The End.
Last edited by 0rion; 03-31-2013 at 06:58 AM.
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03-31-2013, 05:04 AM #18
Sounds like a sarge story..
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03-31-2013, 06:46 AM #19
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04-01-2013, 12:06 AM #20
This one time I was being chauffered around, going to and from my physical therapy appointments. I needed to stop by Mike Vick's house to discuss a possible merger. When I saw Mike I reached out and shook his hand and instantly Mike vanished and I suddenly felt ten thousand times stronger. On my way out I stole this really cool garden gnome that Mike had out front of his house to give to my driver as a tip, but he was rather intoxicated and standing on the roof of the car riding it like it was a surfboard. He was singing some song that I think was about dyson vacuums although I couldnt really understand what he was saying. I decided to drive from there on, but the car wouldnt start and it had four flat tires so I ended up just pushing it with my pinky. I think we got up to 150mph. For a second it looked like we were going to run into Chuck Norris at that speed. I didnt even want to think about what might happen, so I swerved to miss him. all in all it was a good day.
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