Boy killed when exploding chair blows his ass off!

**SouthernBornThriller** · 02-22-2009, 11:55 PM

http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/...g_office_chair

This is what I find surfing the net at 4am! Damn you insomnia!

But seriously...WTF! I'm now completely paranoid of office chairs..

**DirtWad** · 02-23-2009, 12:11 AM

I guess I'll be thinking twice about 'plopping' down on to my chair!

**Anthracis** · 02-23-2009, 12:25 AM

Don't sit on chairs that say "Made in China" on them!

...Buy American!

**JoshieDoom** · 02-23-2009, 12:54 AM

Im gonna send this to all the office people at work.... well. WHOEVER is LEFT!! lol

**twozs** · 02-23-2009, 07:33 AM

where's all the blood?

**thearborbarber** · 02-23-2009, 07:42 AM

Holy crap!

**0rion** · 02-23-2009, 07:45 AM

I've seen this already and I'm calling BS. How does someone take it in the ass enough to kill them yet not leave any blood on the chair?

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-23-2009, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by twozs

where's all the blood?

What I was thinking at first... but given the fact he had just gotten speed fucked by an exploding chair... it prolly threw him, or he jumped, out of it before he even had a chance to bleed...

**Sarge** · 02-23-2009, 07:48 AM

Well an explosion like that would have sent him flying...thus no blood at the point of explosion....

**Smkn_TA** · 02-23-2009, 08:43 AM

Sarge doesn't have to worry, his ass is clenched so tight nothing can pierce it, and god knows spaz has tried.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-23-2009, 09:16 AM

so tight, you couldn't drive a 16 penny nail through it...

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-23-2009, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I've seen this already and I'm calling BS. How does someone take it in the ass enough to kill them yet not leave any blood on the chair?

Another forum I saw this on had a picture of the parts of the chair removed from the boy. They were on what looked like a medical tray; lots of small sharp jagged pieces of metal and a rather large thin cylinder, looked like it could be a large long bolt, or perhaps the gas cylinder. All of it was covered in blood (obviously).

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-23-2009, 10:14 AM

Here it is, the large part definately a bolt now that I see it again:

**ztrouble** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 AM

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**TempleU_WS6** · 02-23-2009, 11:04 AM

None of us have anything to worry about.....

unless you're Chinese.

***doberman 152*** · 02-23-2009, 11:59 AM

Rectum? dammit man killed him.

**twozs** · 02-23-2009, 06:35 PM

it said he died of MASSIVE bleeding. i would assume it would be like getting shot in the ass with a 12 Gage mag slug. shoot that thing at a mellon and see if no seeds are left around. i guarantee blood splatter everywhere! oh wait, its the Internet it must be true!!!