Boy I can see good a good use for this.

**Cmdr Zero** · 05-12-2010, 08:44 PM

Go nuts.

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

Possibly NSFW.

**Tonik** · 05-12-2010, 09:30 PM

**allbaugh_04** · 05-13-2010, 07:05 AM

Nice!

**LSCyaL8R** · 05-13-2010, 07:29 AM

oh jeez.... lawless was just telling me about this like 2 days ago.... i didn't believe her at first. like really? crabs? wow.... just wow....

**korndawg** · 05-13-2010, 07:31 AM

I think Suede works there. He's their #1 for donations.

**Smkn_TA** · 05-13-2010, 03:42 PM

They have different levels you can buy...their top of the line?

"Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains"

**Zapper2003** · 05-13-2010, 04:34 PM

This is so amazing. Unfortunately, it's almost inevitable that I'd give these to myself.

**Hi-Po** · 05-13-2010, 05:01 PM

The internet is awesome.

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-14-2010, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

They have different levels you can buy...their top of the line?

"Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains"

Resident Evil style crabs