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    bmyers' joke of the day...for the texans here

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working
    together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says
    the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
    land to be forever fertile in Canada "

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
    Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in to our precious land."

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    around those countries.

    The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
    completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
    virtually
    impenetrable."

    The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
    water."

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    haha good one....

    here's one for ya


    A woman walks into a bar and sees a very attractivegentlemen, but notices that his head is rather small in proportion with the rest of his muscular body,but she decides to approach him anyway, she finds the man to be quite lovely and after a few minutes of talking she finally asks, why is your head so small? looking as if he was used to this question he right away told her the story....
    The man tells her that in his youth the man was stranded on a on a desert island in the middle of the ocean, and one day he comes across a bottle on the beach, the man opens it and a beautiful genie comes out... the genie tells the man she will grant him three wishes...
    First the man wishes for a muscular body, it is granted.
    The man then wishes to passionately make love to the genie, and they do for hours and hours, and after the entire thing is over the genie is in his arms and asks the man what he would like for his final wish and he says " HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmyers View Post
    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working
    together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says
    the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
    land to be forever fertile in Canada "

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
    Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in to our precious land."

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    around those countries.

    The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
    completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
    virtually
    impenetrable."

    The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
    water."
    I love it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmyers View Post

    The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
    water."
    Classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmyers View Post
    The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
    water."
    LMAO!

    Im not a Texan but thats fuggin great!
    High revving TPI........wait oxymoron?

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