Bill clintons idea to save the airlines... LOL!!!

[Spaz]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims wou ld be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[GULLETT17]

excellent idea

[Spaz]

excellent idea

i think so...

[mogs01gt]

Now that is a great idea!

[Blitzed]

I for one, would fly more

[Kjz99z28]

That would be awesome.

[Spaz]

i'd fly just for the sake of flying...

[GULLETT17]

frequent flyer miles???

[Spaz]

frequent flyer miles???

[Kjz99z28]

Wonder what first class seats get you?

[Soltakr]

They already tried it... it was called Hooters airlines remember. Only east coast flights and it failed miserably. Too bad

[Spaz]

They already tried it... it was called Hooters airlines remember. Only east coast flights and it failed miserably. Too bad

problem is the women didn't work for tips to help keep cost of flight down... also the food idea and what not... if i were to open a airline that was basically a strip club i'd be wealthy in a matter of years... i'm sure my investment would pay off in a matter of months... then it would be all over head costs... problem is the insurance companies won't touch something like that because you will need a bouncer to be able to put the passengers who "miss behave" in the little airplane jail cell... etc etc...

[SAGGIN]

I'm starting a petition for a request for congress to implement into the constitution, a change the amout of terms that naturalized citizen can serve in the oval office from two to three. I'll start off.

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[SAGGIN]

problem is the women didn't work for tips to help keep cost of flight down... also the food idea and what not... if i were to open a airline that was basically a strip club i'd be wealthy in a matter of years... i'm sure my investment would pay off in a matter of months... then it would be all over head costs... problem is the insurance companies won't touch something like that because you will need a bouncer to be able to put the passengers who "miss behave" in the little airplane jail cell... etc etc...

Or you can provide passengers with parachutes, drop in altitdue and out the emergency door you go.

[Zapper2003]

I'm gonna buy a plane.

[TransAm11973]

will there be a "special" room in the back???????

[Spaz]

will there be a "special" room in the back???????

champaign room in the tail...