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    Question Best Pefume?

    fuck it...read on to enjoy Sarge and TAP squabble about microinequities
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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    Ghey question i know, but this is TAP inspired since she mentioned getting all rosey-cheeked due to some guy's cologne.

    since i thoroughly believe we chose our "smells" based on their appeal to others, not our selves; what perfume do you like on your woman?
    i like my cologne rubbed off of my body on to hers...

    seriously... i have no fuckin idea... as long as she doesn't smell like old people and mothballs or some shit then she is fine...

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    Let's at least get this correct I said I got the equivilent to wood

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    you know I think it matters less about the perfume than the person. for instance my GF wears a perticular one (I shoud know what its called) everytime I smell that on my cloths or in her room I get frisky. its the association of a smell to a person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Let's at least get this correct I said I got the equivilent to wood
    I got the equivalent of so wet I slid of my chair and bumped my chin on the edge of the desk.
    And learn how to spell equivalent...damn it.

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    this thread is going places

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I got the equivalent of so wet I slid of my chair and bumped my chin on the edge of the desk.
    And learn how to spell equivalent...damn it.
    I'm still too flustered to spell cause I slid off my chair cause of the puddle and hit my chin on the desk

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    No I have smelled it before you turd
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    you smelled his turds?
    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I called him a turd!
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    so you named the turd.... "turd"??? you are really weird today woman...
    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    It's cause I have on the brain and want to go home and strip my BF and get some
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    so... poop makes you horny?...




    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I'm still too flustered to spell cause I slid off my chair cause of the puddle and hit my chin on the desk
    tap... smearing fecal matter turns you on???

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    Especially on Spaz's chest

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I'm still too flustered to spell cause I slid off my chair cause of the puddle and hit my chin on the desk
    Your supposed to be selling boats to dumbshits and not making puddles damnit.

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    YOU TWO! back on the train...YUH! YUH!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Especially on Spaz's chest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Your supposed to be selling boats to dumbshits and not making puddles damnit.
    you're a terrible father to TAP...didn't even know she got a new job?

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    And did you call your Dad today and say hello and ask if there was anything you could get for him or do for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    you're a terrible father to TAP...didn't even know she got a new job?
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! and he didn't call her "tamp" yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    you're a terrible father to TAP...didn't even know she got a new job?
    Doing what now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    And did you call your Dad today and say hello and ask if there was anything you could get for him or do for him?
    i did... damn it... now i have to carry a stupid wardrobe box full of my sisters stuff for her wedding up a bunch of steps to her apt... oh well... i'd rather break my back than have him break his...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! and he didn't call her "tamp" yet...
    What else would I call her? That's her name. TAMP. Always will be....

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    Doing what now?
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