Best movie line(S) ever....

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Bruce Willis: Die Hard ...



Female Officer: "Sir, This channel is reserved for emergencies only."

Bruce: "No Fuckin shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza???"












Let's hear ya'll's favorites...

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American Psycho:

Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood


I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Collateral:

Vincent: Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max: Well, who was he?
Vincent: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max: Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Max: What?
Vincent: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

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Next of kin:

mob boss: we don't want any trouble.

swayze: no sir, you don't know trouble........but it's coming.

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Love the collateral quote

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outlaw jose wales

guy trying to sell elixer: This stuff will do anything.

eastwood: Spit
How's it with stains?

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Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

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300:


Stelios: It's an honor to die at your side.
Leonidas: It's an honor to have lived at yours.


Leonidas: My Queen! My wife. My love...

[third_shift|studios]

Sean Connery "The Rock"
Loser's complain about not being able to get ahead, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen

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^ Guy on street: "Dude, you just fucked up your ferrari..."


Stanley Goodspeed: "It isn't mine..."

[CJREX]

The Ten Commandments...

Princess Neferteri to Ramses: You will NEVER have me

Ramses: I will own you like I own my horse or my dog, but I will love you more and trust you less.

[98T/Aformula.]

Blades of glory

Will Farell "Thank you Denver city by the bay"

I think just beacuse I live in Denver lol.

[pjeff7]

Top Gun

Mavrick: Talk to me goose.

So simple yet so awsome

[Mr. Luos]

I am Soncho....

[00z28bubba]

stepbrother

will ferrell: you are just a big fat curly headed fuck!!!!

[SouthernBornThriller]

"Dear kid,

I hope that you got my present, and that there wasn't too much blood on it. Although there was blood on the present you gave me, which didn't keep me from enjoying it, so maybe the blood doesn't matter so much I guess. Anyway, just in case they took it as evidence I'm also sending you a t-shirt. I hope it's the right size. I'm healing up good, they tell me I will soon be 100%. Even with eight bullets dug outa me, cause they didn't hit any vital organs. 'Cept my liver, which is fucked anyway ha ha ha ha. Thank you for giving that letter to the cops. I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did or Santa's little helper woulda plugged his ass. And now the cops know I wrote it, which is gonna keep my ass outa jail. That plus everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was more fucked up than Rodney King. Cops are treating me like fucking royalty now, which is new in my experience. They're gonna make me a sensitivity counselor, so that tragedies like this will never again embarrass the whole fucking department. Meanwhile I told the cops that you had no one to take the fuck care of ya so they set it up with Mrs. Santa's sister watching ya till your dad gets back in 1 yr and 3 months. They made her a guardian pro temp or some such shit. Anyway, she seems to like you and your house and jacuzzi. I sent her some money, so if ya play your cards right you could probably get her to buy you something. As for my little helper, I'm sorry to have to tell you that him and his prune-faced mail order wife are gonna be exploring mountains with your dad. I hope your dad doesn't go sucking shit from them like I did. They're supposed to let me out of this hospital room soon, so get some sandwiches ready. Until then, don't take no shit from nobody. Least of all yourself. Ho Ho Ho.

Your pal,
Santa"

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What movie was that????

[SouthernBornThriller]

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What movie was that????

Bad Santa

[Poppn]

Taken


Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: [after a long pause] "Good luck."

[ZAPFOOL!!]

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What movie was that????

bad santa