The best engine in the world

[zggill04]

So I was doing some reasearch and the findings might surprise you.
The best engine in the world is surprisingly not a Chevy, or even an exotic..
Nope the best engine in the world is the pussy, and here's why

-It will take any size piston, with just about any size stroke. I mean hell somedays you feel like gettin out and givin 'er the good ol' 6 inch stroke and other days you feel like calmin it down and goin for the 4 inch... it lowers compression, I just don't suggest juicin it. I mean lord forbid your givin it your all and you have an early detonation and blow... Not good my friend not good.. that could be the end of your fun for a good long while!
-Another reason it's the worlds greatest is because it's self lubricating.. Forget to throw some lube in there? Screw it anyway, it'll lube itself. No need for costly pumps that can be a bitch to get to, you never need to change this one!
- And another... you can start it with one finger... forget the days of turn key, kickstart or yanking some cord to start it, giver the good ol' one finger. Somedays you might have to yank the cord and giver the finger, but hey that's on you.
- And finally, the pussy will do it's own oil change montly, no waiting 3 months or 3000 miles, run that bitch as hard and as fast as you want, it'll change the oil when it needs to. All hands off chore for you, I just suggest you find something else to do to bide your time, like workin on another engine, but by all means, get the hell out of the house!!

I hope you all were able to get some good information out of this. Let me know if it was informative for you all.

[ATCharming]

priceless

[01RaptorTA]

LMAO i love it

[tater_salad]

If you ain't careful, it'll take 9 months for an oil change, and it'll spit out a deposit.

Right before they have the oil change, it runs different. You'll hear "nagnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnag" then when you gag it, you hear "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch bitch bitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

[96z28]

lol

[94z28l]

good shit

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

[Spaz]

good one!!!

[0rion]

granted, it's a good engine but the rest of it is what keeps more people from buying it. The air bags start to sag after owning it a few years, it makes more noise than you could ever tolerate, it whines a lot, the payments increase with no such thing as a pay off amount, no matter which model you have your neighbors always looks better, and after it gets old enough the engine doesn't quite run like it should but you're stuck with the rest of it.

[Heartbreak1]

[slim420832002]

holy shit

[TripleBlackTA]

[ATCharming]

i think the worst nightmare of this engine is......

engine sludge.

[01RaptorTA]

No way man. I go all month hoping and waiting for engine sludge. But as soon as its here, i want it to go the fuck away so i can drive her again.

[cam02ss]

[slim420832002]

omg this is great keep it goin