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    Thumbs up Best BJ ever!!!!!!

    just got the best BJ ever in my life out at a party tonight, i see some girl that is VERY good looking, blond big tits blue eyes,she is fucked up so am I, so i tell her i think she is hot were outside making out then she goes down on me infront of someone standing outside watching us the whole time, short story i bust a massive on in her mouth and then she kept going, i find out she is with a guy right now, but she said after the BJ they broke up yesterday or some shit, and the guy is some 350lb off linemen for a local college, so im fucking if he finds out or something like that, but im not to small either so it will be fun beating up on fat kids

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    I never could get off from a bj(WTF?)........... nice work though, watch out if that lineman finds you..............

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    ah I dont give a shit he wont find me, and if he does it wonrt be much of a fight trust me(if him alone)

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    dayum, im fucked up!!!!

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    She is probably ugly as hell...........those damn beer goggles.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zboner View Post
    just got the best BJ ever in my life out at a party tonight, i see some guy that is VERY good looking, blond big tits blue eyes,he is fucked up so am I, so i tell him i think he is hot were outside making out then he goes down on me infront of someone standing outside watching us the whole time, short story i bust a massive on in his mouth and then he kept going, i find out he is a guy, he is some 350lb off linemen for a local college, so im fucking him
    fixed

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    na, she was good before i started to drink a lot.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
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    u cant fuck with someone who is drunk and high

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zboner View Post
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    u cant fuck with someone who is drunk and high
    so you admit to being drunk and high? Would you say very drunk and high? Like maybe high enough to confuse a long haired offensive linemen with a pretty girl?? That kinda drunk and high?

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    son... let me tell ytou... just 5minss ago..just screwed the g/f in the following order... BJ... pu-tang, ass, pu-tang, face and moiuth...

    Your shits weak son... your shitty ass BJ is WEAK!!!

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    drunk guy.... okbye

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    Quote Originally Posted by whoa guy View Post
    son... let me tell ytou... just 5minss ago..just screwed the g/f in the following order... BJ... pu-tang, ass, pu-tang, face and moiuth...

    Your shits weak son... your shitty ass BJ is WEAK!!!

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    drunk guy.... okbye
    um, howd you screw her face then her mouth? you stick it in her nose or some shit? or does she have a fake eye and you scull fucked her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zboner View Post
    just got the best BJ ever in my life out at a party tonight, i see some girl that is VERY good looking, blond big tits blue eyes,she is fucked up so am I, so i tell her i think she is hot were outside making out then she goes down on me infront of someone standing outside watching us the whole time, short story i bust a massive on in her mouth and then she kept going, i find out she is with a guy right now, but she said after the BJ they broke up yesterday or some shit, and the guy is some 350lb off linemen for a local college, so im fucking if he finds out or something like that, but im not to small either so it will be fun beating up on fat kids
    I am just wondering how many party favors she has done in her life. I would except and move on but dating her would be the last thing I would do.

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    lol you guys are always giving zboner soo much shit


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