The Best of 86 Iroc-Z

[FuhBreezeE]

You know, I just don't understand it. I don't get why girls are attracted to thirdgens. Jesus. It's like... I don't even know. I guess they must all be uneducated about the shit that GM took on the car industry's chest during the eighties.

Example from my experience:

Girl: Hey, it that yours? (in reference to my car)
Me: Uh huh.
Girl: Cool car!!!!!

At this point I wanted to say something a long the lines of: "Let me get this straight... You're driving a $50,000 SUV.... that daddy bought you... complete with air conditioning, cup holders, comfortable seats, and completely sound mechanical parts... and you think my car is... wanna trade?"

But I just said "uh... thanks"

In reference to your thread title... on the plus side... if you DO kill him... the court date thing probably won't matter as much to you...

I like my water and vitamins seperate and tasteless, thanks.

Yep. My dad did it to me, I'll do it to my kids. I think it works.

One time I remember getting spanked... I opened the car door while we were on the interstate... my dad pulled off on the side of the interstate and did it right there

Really? Are you sure?


Thats odd, I guess it's just me that thinks it goes waaaaay past "really weird"

Kill yourself already.

[Flawed Logic] That's roughly 2/3 the amount of miles my car has driven in its lifetime, so it would take 33 years to get to the asteroid[/Flawed Logic]

That guy has serious mental problems. Look at him... he looks like a terrorist who's shaved.

That was great watching both anchors own him

Well, if he's not dating her, and shes sending him topless pics, then I want to get to know her as well

Lets all take a moment to give a warm welcome to the new resident troll.

I would probably bury my car.

But it wouldn't matter to me whether or not people would dig it up in the future...

Wait wait wait.... You have to pay for something.... that YOU create?




Steve Jobs really is a genius.

Unless you're Superman, Guitars last a lot longer than a threesome

I love sluts

I actually have a shirt that says something similar to the caption there

What will I be doing on Valetines day?

Hopefully making a big scene in a public place while arguing with her about double standards, because I pushed the check her way at the end of an expensive dinner

I should take my thirdgen to him, it might get fixed.

I saw the title of this thread and hoped it was about females and the highlights of their anatomy

Shit, so now I have to delete my posts to keep my username in mint condition?

Throw in a blinking "check engine" light, some IROC wheels, and 20 years of decay; and I'll be sold on it

Because girls are attention whores.

To one of the funniest mother fucker's on this site.
This is only about 5 pages of posts out of 250.

[Murder after Midnight]

To one of the funniest mother fucker's on this site.
This is only about 5 pages of posts out of 250.

Classic

[bandit95]

86 IROC-Z doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

86 IROC-Z is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

86 IROC-Z won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

[JwMonE99]

:gives a standing obtain to 86 iroc z:

[blue02Z]

very funny dude thats fo sho

[ATCharming]

funniest non-trying-to-be-funny guy on the site. i could tell he doesnt even try to be funny but jesus christ hes made me spit pop all over my cmputer screen so many times.

[310stanger]

As i've said before, my buddy iroc imo IS the funniest person on the site. His jokes are very witty. Thats only a small fragment of the hilarious shit he's said in his time here. That kid should be on comedy central.

[ATCharming]

i agree with stanger. although everything in the original post is hillarious, i have seen some MUCH better material from him. theres just wayyyyy to much to remember

[ss~zoso~ss]

has he even seen this thread yet?

[KyleLs1]

He's funny cuz he drives a third gen... but not "HA-HA" funny...

[hutch1999]

lol i cant tell if FuhBreezeE likes hims or is making fun of him, but im guessing its probly the second choice

[FuhBreezeE]

My thirdgen gets 20mpg.


THIRDGEN.


I should get a damn award or CAFE rebate or something.

I don't mind abbreviations like that here and there, but if they make up more than 50% of your sentences I won't talk to you until you get a clue.

And I don't care who you are, using "lol" makes you sound like a preteen girl, the only time I use it is when I'm being sarcastic.

Scroll to the middle of the ocean, you'll see a blueish color, that was made by aliens.

Stop staring at the sun and don't sit so close to the TV when watching porn.

And for the record, I am racist, but only to white people.

mother fucking crackers...

I'm straight, but enjoy hot lesbians

[FuhBreezeE]

lol i cant tell if FuhBreezeE likes hims or is making fun of him, but im guessing its probly the second choice

He's made me cry from laughing before, just needed some recognition for it.

[67CamaroRSSS]

he's definetly funny enough to make me laugh.

[hutch1999]

He's made me cry from laughing before, just needed some recognition for it.

lol thats good

[86 IROC-Z]

supo moither fuckers, my fifreidsn birthday was tonight,i aw so many tits, its awas awone

[hutch1999]

supo moither fuckers, my fifreidsn birthday was tonight,i aw so many tits, its awas awone

sounds like someone is a lil fucked up! happy b day man

[FuhBreezeE]

supo moither fuckers, my fifreidsn birthday was tonight,i aw so many tits, its awas awone

This needs to be added to the list of quotes now, too.

[FuhBreezeE]

[Getzen_Guy]