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    Question Is being a tall thin blonde chick end all?

    You know, for years i have worked in offices and i have heard this referenced by alot of older women, with such comments as...."we all would like to be a thin blonde chick, but it ain't happening" and "i wonder why he asked suzie instead of me for help....i guess cause i ain't a tall thin blonde." As a African American Male, i am somewhat out of the loop, so my brothers of european decent, i must ask what is the infactuation with a tall thin blonde?

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    I married a short brunette and always preferred brunettes

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    Usually comments like that come from jealousy and/or insecurity.
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    my experience has been that the further you get away from brunette the bitchier they get......that being said I'm married to a blonde. I like a challenge.

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    I married a brunette but dated lots of blondes.

    Quite a few of them met the "dumb blonde" stereotype, with one in particular being what I believe was the inspiration for most of the jokes.

    It's amazing what you can put up with when the girl is A: Hot and B: A nympho.

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    My wife is naturally a brunette but keeps her hair pretty close to blonde most of the time.

    I really dont understand why guys prefer blondes...nothing that special about them





    All joking aside, I think brunette is the new blonde in a lot of ways because a lot of girls are going that color route these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theorangeguy View Post
    Usually comments like that come from jealousy and/or insecurity.
    I would have to agree with this

    I was born blonde, blued eyed and was 5'9" by the 10th grade with a 36" inseam. Personally, I spent most of my young life wishing that I was shorter It wasn't until later in high school that the boys caught up and were taller than me Pants have always been a pain in the ass. I used to have to custom order my Levis 501s 28x38, and only a select few brands of jeans were the right size, 3-5 jr, and long enough. Everyone else I knew had to hem their pants.

    The grass is always greener on the other side as they say. Men have their own insecurities, too. Whether it's height, bulk, or whatever else men might wish they had more of

    Few are the people that are entirely happy with themselves and their physical appearance...

    I'm good with my height and long limbs now though. I can order pants my size with a 37" inseam online any day of the week It's the best thing ever for tall thin ladies such as myself

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    ...my guess is this is just the perpetuation of stereotypes about certain women based on their physical appearance and/or occupations, ...probably a result of sociological rift between the ascendency of women in the modeling/entertainment "industry" and the feminist movement...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wileyCoyote View Post
    ...my guess is this is just the perpetuation of stereotypes about certain women based on their physical appearance and/or occupations, ...probably a result of sociological rift between the ascendency of women in the modeling/entertainment "industry" and the feminist movement...
    could I get this translated to english?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    could I get this translated to english?
    Ooh. Big boobs.

    She needs a raise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theorangeguy View Post
    My wife is naturally a brunette but keeps her hair pretty close to blonde most of the time.

    I really dont understand why guys prefer blondes...nothing that special about them

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    All joking aside, I think brunette is the new blonde in a lot of ways because a lot of girls are going that color route these days.



    For some reason I just can't seem to read any words in this post....Less words....would help

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    For some reason I just can't seem to read any words in this post....Less words....would help
    I find it hard to believe this brunette wouldnt get a raise if she asked...


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    Quote Originally Posted by theorangeguy View Post
    I find it hard to believe this brunette wouldnt get a raise if she asked...

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    still to many words....

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    Carpy says being a tall thin blonde chick has been pretty fun. He's gotten used to the taste of the pillow.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    could I get this translated to Ohia hillbilly?
    Fixed it for you...

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    still to many words....
    Let me google that for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    Carpy says being a tall thin blonde chick has been pretty fun. He's gotten used to the taste of the pillow.

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    So I have my screen name tattooed on each hip in different colors? Having sick fantasies again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theorangeguy View Post
    I find it hard to believe this brunette wouldnt get a raise if she asked...

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    All you need to do is head down south and you will find plenty of tall, thin, blonde crack heads who can show you that being blonde and thin really isn't an "end all".

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