Beer

**rbob93** · 03-07-2006, 07:39 PM

My wife left me today ...

You see, after the second baby was born, she told me
we had to cut back on expenses. She said I had to give up
drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker in the first place, maybe a
12-pack on the weekends. Anyway, I gave it up .

Then today after she came home from shopping,

I noticed the receipt included $45 for some kind of
makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer to save
money but you don't seem to have given up anything!"

She said "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."

That's when I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer
was for!"

I don't think she's coming back.

**Trouble maker** · 03-07-2006, 08:01 PM

**97PredatorTA** · 03-07-2006, 08:02 PM

That was pretty good.

**SailorZ28** · 03-07-2006, 09:45 PM

beer never complains about anything...it's my number one squeeze!

**1fastcamarosss11** · 03-08-2006, 12:09 AM

if it's a joke it's funny. if not your an asshole.

**jimmi7769** · 03-08-2006, 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by 1fastcamarosss11

if it's a joke it's funny. if not your an asshole.

Nope, either way that's just damn funny.

**BIG D's SS** · 03-08-2006, 05:45 AM

I agree that is just funny as hell true or not. SOunds like an asshole comment I would make.

**RainMan** · 03-08-2006, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by rbob93

My wife left me today ...

You see, after the second baby was born, she told me
we had to cut back on expenses. She said I had to give up
drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker in the first place, maybe a
12-pack on the weekends. Anyway, I gave it up .

Then today after she came home from shopping,

I noticed the receipt included $45 for some kind of
makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer to save
money but you don't seem to have given up anything!"

She said "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."

That's when I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer
was for!"

I don't think she's coming back.

Good Joke. . .If it's real, then I'm sorry that happened, but obviously she was having some self-esteem issues, or she was looking for an excuse to bail.