View Poll Results: Who would win? A bear or a samurai?

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Thread: Bear vs Samurai

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    Question Bear vs Samurai

    Grizzley/Kodiak vs Samurai with Katana
    Who would win?
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    bear, if the guy with the sword get the bear's head off in the first swing

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    I was thinking for every swing the bear makes the guy can swing with the blade and cut him, potentially cutting the parts of bear's body off

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    Warriors have been slaying beasts for centuries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post
    I was thinking for every swing the bear makes the guy can swing with the blade and cut him, potentially cutting the parts of bear's body off
    Tis' but a scatch!

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    samurai FTW

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    lol, here it is

    CHUCK NORRIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    lol, here it is

    CHUCK NORRIS
    nah vin diesel

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    lol, here it is

    CHUCK NORRIS
    Chuck could drop kick an entire platoon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    Chuck could drop kick an entire platoon!
    vin diesel would drop 5 platoons

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    Shit
    I thought Chuck Norris now had the body of an ostrich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    lol, here it is

    CHUCK NORRIS

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    samurai would win easily no problem. at least make the 2 close... like a midget vs a vaccuum cleaner

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    ..Jesus. The Chuck Norris shit has never been funny.

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    na man i still think the bear would win

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post
    ..Jesus. The Chuck Norris shit has never been funny.
    chuck norris always has sex on top , because he never FUCKS UP!

    now tell me thats not funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    chuck norris always has sex on top , because he never FUCKS UP!

    now tell me thats not funny
    that's a good one, I gotta hand it to ya

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    A samurai with a katana could take of a bears head with one slice. Its really no contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secret Formula View Post
    A samurai with a katana could take of a bears head with one slice. Its really no contest.
    nope... they would go for the bears arms or legs first...

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